Sometimes these stories write themselves, sometimes you have to work on them a bit. You do a little googling, people with these names do show up. But there's just no way to know they are these people, unless you call.

I'm not going to call.

But I'd like to know what she's saying about Cold Power. The ad wants you to infer it is ravings of proud disbelief from a familiar housewife archetype.

Maybe she can't say enough, ya know, for other reasons.

Cute kid, though, right? She's in her 50s by now. I wonder what detergent she uses.

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