{"id":573892475,"date":"2020-08-21T21:31:39","date_gmt":"2020-08-22T01:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573892475"},"modified":"2020-09-14T19:26:33","modified_gmt":"2020-09-14T23:26:33","slug":"free-sh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2020\/08\/21\/free-sh\/","title":{"rendered":"Free S&#038;H"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know that moment when you&#8217;re on a great sale on a website? You put a few things in your cart and then you realize you&#8217;re just a few dollars shy of reaching the almost mythical free shipping threshold. You sit there for a while, wondering what sort of algorithms the company used to arrive here.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, they&#8217;re not going to ship at a big loss. So that&#8217;s the first level. But, then, you have to think about the prices of things on offer. How do they set the tiers such that you&#8217;re so often <em>thiiiis<\/em> close to the free shipping? It&#8217;s a sales and marketing ploy, of course, but a brilliant one. And it&#8217;s a commonly successful one, too. You knew exactly what we&#8217;re talking about here. You&#8217;ve been there. We&#8217;ve all been there. Just the other day I was there, within three bucks.<\/p>\n<p>And so what do you do?<\/p>\n<p>You try to estimate the amount of shipping. Is that more than you wish to pay? Does this add some definition to the items you&#8217;re considering buying? Is the shipping a deal breaker? Or, alternatively, is there something else that you can throw in? Something small that will just nudge you into that free shipping category.<\/p>\n<p>Which is funny because, of course, the three, now four things you&#8217;re buying won&#8217;t arrive at the same time. That was the case today, when part of my shipment arrived. I&#8217;d ordered a few shirts and this tie. It cost five bucks, and &#8220;earned&#8221; me the free shipping. <\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/aug20\/aug29.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Joke&#8217;s on them. I need to retire a similar-looking yellow tie, anyway. And a fine, brand new piece of neckwear for just $5? A good joke, indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Joke&#8217;s on me. I haven&#8217;t worn a tie since March. Who knows when we&#8217;ll do that again. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you know that moment when you&#8217;re on a great sale on a website? You put a few things in your cart and then you realize you&#8217;re just a few dollars shy of reaching the almost mythical free shipping threshold. You sit there for a while, wondering what sort of algorithms the company used to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,14,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573892475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid-19","category-friday","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573892475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573892475"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573892475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573892477,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573892475\/revisions\/573892477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573892475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573892475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573892475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}