{"id":573892219,"date":"2020-05-22T21:42:11","date_gmt":"2020-05-23T01:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573892219"},"modified":"2020-05-26T23:49:05","modified_gmt":"2020-05-27T03:49:05","slug":"got-bread-i-know-how-you-can-make-others-jealous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2020\/05\/22\/got-bread-i-know-how-you-can-make-others-jealous\/","title":{"rendered":"Got bread? I know how you can make others jealous"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, we made it to the weekend. Treat yo’self for that. <\/p>\n

It’s warm here now, and that’s nice. We’re in the 70s, and just 48 hours after jackets were required. So summertime acclimation has hardly begun. For now, it’s nice and it’s Friday and that’s more than enough. <\/p>\n

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We had a nice 32-mile ride around one of the lakes today. I only dropped my fuel and then my sunglasses. And then I got dropped on the back third of the route. The Yankee was cooking today.<\/p>\n

You know who else was cooking was this guy, George Rabich, celebrated baker of Allentown, Pennsylvania.<\/p>\n

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We were doing a little casual genealogy research this evening and I ran across that New Year’s ad. It seems an odd bit of clip art, but, really, how many different pieces of New Years lead would a 1916 newspaper keep in their typesetting cabinets? <\/p>\n

We followed along, and apparently 1916 was a good year for the baker. He’s in the local paper quite a bit. You could get some luxury bread in early May of that year. And needles! Needles were still like a currency in Allentown that spring, I guess. <\/p>\n

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Probably there’s a good reason. Hemming clothes or something, I’m sure.<\/p>\n

Later in May, and it hasn’t yet occurred to anyone to specify that the needles were not in the bread. <\/p>\n

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The needles are not in the bread, people! You may eat and break and dip our bread without concern for your gums! The needles will be in a package on the side. We keep them entirely separate of the luxury bread here in the bakery. <\/p>\n

Now, the blue collar bread? Needles for days.<\/p>\n

By June, and no, I did not actually see this coming, they’ve realized the problem. Our bakery is one of the cleanest in town! Guaranteed! Healthful! Unless you’re the one guy in Allentown with a gluten problem, then you should probably stay away.<\/p>\n

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But everyone else! Clean! Healthful! Ask our customers! They’ll tell you Rabich bread is some of the cleanest bread in town. And they give you needles!<\/p>\n

All of those were 1916, and before there were needles, there were prizes for kids!<\/p>\n

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Bring in your wrappers and get a bike, or a jump rope. Be the envy of all.<\/p>\n

I bet all the neighborhood kids are sizing each other up over jump robes and strider bikes. He’s got that and<\/em> bread? Maaaaa! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, we made it to the weekend. Treat yo’self for that. It’s warm here now, and that’s nice. We’re in the 70s, and just 48 hours after jackets were required. So summertime acclimation has hardly begun. For now, it’s nice and it’s Friday and that’s more than enough. We had a nice 32-mile ride around […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,14,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573892219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cycling","category-friday","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573892219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573892219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573892219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573892220,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573892219\/revisions\/573892220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573892219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573892219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573892219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}