{"id":573890284,"date":"2017-10-05T21:13:15","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T02:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573890284"},"modified":"2017-11-20T15:04:52","modified_gmt":"2017-11-20T21:04:52","slug":"those-arent-really-my-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2017\/10\/05\/those-arent-really-my-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Those aren&#8217;t really my style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anybody lose their shoes in the television studio last night?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/oct17\/oct07.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t fit me, so I know they aren&#8217;t mine. What&#8217;s more, you&#8217;d think a person would notice they didn&#8217;t have these on when they stepped outside. <\/p>\n<p>The Yankee and I, as we often do these days, went to Chipotle for lunch today. I get to have lunch with her two or three times a week now and that hasn&#8217;t gotten old yet, but it was time to shake up the usual. So I tried &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/oct17\/oct08.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My name is David if it tastes good and Juan if it is bad,&#8221; the only chatty front line worker I&#8217;ve ever met at Chipotle said.\u202c \u202a<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Juan if it&#8217;s good, David if it isn&#8217;t. Got it!&#8221;\u202c \u202a<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, no &#8230;&#8221;\u202c<\/p>\n<p>They really should let them talk to you more. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KijAPJXjg8c?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Then again, it might be hard to come up with 1,900 interesting 45-second stories per day. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;d take me at least two minutes to explain those shoes. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anybody lose their shoes in the television studio last night? They don&#8217;t fit me, so I know they aren&#8217;t mine. What&#8217;s more, you&#8217;d think a person would notice they didn&#8217;t have these on when they stepped outside. The Yankee and I, as we often do these days, went to Chipotle for lunch today. I get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,15,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573890284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo","category-thursday","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573890284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573890284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573890284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573890285,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573890284\/revisions\/573890285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573890284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573890284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573890284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}