{"id":573889123,"date":"2016-04-01T22:54:32","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T03:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573889123"},"modified":"2016-10-29T23:01:47","modified_gmt":"2016-10-30T04:01:47","slug":"april-fools-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2016\/04\/01\/april-fools-post\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fool&#8217;s post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though it has no joke, this April Fool&#8217;s post does have a critical observation. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m no city planner, electrician, urban designer, drainage specialist, engineer or architect, but I know enough to know that someone deserves some blame here:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" width=800 height=600 src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/apr16\/apr01.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Good job, Auburn. Design flaw de r\u00e9sistance.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#8217;s fortune cookies: <\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" width=800 height=600 src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/apr16\/apr02.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>As you know, I like it when you can somewhat link multiple fortunes together. It almost instills a sense of fake credibility to the cookies&#8217; gimmick. And so I&#8217;ll take these seriously. <\/p>\n<p>For me, this means a bit of exercise. I&#8217;ve got six miles of running and 10 miles of riding and today&#8217;s 1,000 meters in the pool for the week. But some of that is about to change. I&#8217;m finally healthy and have a tiny bit of time for myself. So maybe this month will have some sort of accomplishment, or even a pleasant surprise. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though it has no joke, this April Fool&#8217;s post does have a critical observation. I&#8217;m no city planner, electrician, urban designer, drainage specialist, engineer or architect, but I know enough to know that someone deserves some blame here: Good job, Auburn. Design flaw de r\u00e9sistance. Tonight&#8217;s fortune cookies: As you know, I like it when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,14,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573889123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-auburn","category-friday","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573889123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573889123"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573889123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573889126,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573889123\/revisions\/573889126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573889123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573889123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573889123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}