{"id":573887070,"date":"2014-11-03T22:26:33","date_gmt":"2014-11-04T04:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573887070"},"modified":"2014-11-04T10:49:07","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T16:49:07","slug":"what-happens-below-didnt-actually-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2014\/11\/03\/what-happens-below-didnt-actually-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"What happens below didn&#8217;t actually happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New rule: When you see the Pig on the move, it is going to be a good day:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/nov14\/nov14.jpg\" alt=\"10K\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And so it was a good day, even though I didn&#8217;t see an actual Piggly Wiggly. (The amount of sleep I had this weekend might have something to do with the former.) I think I could only drive to one or two strictly by memory any more. How many Piggly Wiggly stores remain? <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Piggly_Wiggly\">Pigapedia<\/a> says there are more than 600 stores in 17 states, with a distribution center still in Alabama.  There are apparently 103 here, many in small towns most people have never heard of. Some in small towns I&#8217;ve barely heard of. <\/p>\n<p>I remember the last time I was in a Piggly Wiggly, mostly because the opportunity was so rare as to be memorable. Nothing else about the place was. The mascot is great, and the store has a place in history, but otherwise they just feel undersized &#8212; compared to most suburban America grocery store experiences. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something we don&#8217;t think about a lot, I&#8217;d bet. In fact, that exact phrase has never been crawled by a Google spider before. <\/p>\n<p>One day, somebody will be at a Piggly Wiggly with their parents or grandparents and Google something about the place and this post might show up. <\/p>\n<p>(Hi kid, check out the cereal selection on aisle 4. Some of it was probably shipped on that truck above.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today in class<\/strong> the chief of the Public Safety department came to give the students a faux-press conference. He was even kind enough to put on his badge, which I don&#8217;t always notice him wearing. <\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/nov14\/nov15.jpg\" alt=\"10K\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Every year or so the Public Safety crew and local emergency teams run an on-campus emergency situation. When I asked the director to visit my class he simply recycled this scenario. It was great. He walked in and tells the students there&#8217;s been an explosion. They have four phone calls reporting a suspicious person. The campus is on lockdown. There are injuries. These and those people are responding. &#8220;Are there any questions?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The students ask some questions and he answers them and then he thanks them for coming and promises them another briefing. He goes outside and the students and I talk about what just happened. What did we learn and what is still confusing? What questions did we like and not like? <\/p>\n<p>He comes back in and there&#8217;s an update to this part of the story and that. More questions. He leaves again. I give them a little primer on this aspect of the process, some &#8220;Have you thought about that?&#8221; business. He comes back in and does another briefing and takes more questions. <\/p>\n<p>This goes on through about four or five press conference sessions and the faux-news (because this is all hypothetical, no need to worry) is real grim.  There&#8217;s a chlorine leak. They found another explosive. Dozens of people injured, a bunch of people killed. The shooter is dead. If this scenario had played out in reality with these details, you&#8217;d have something similar to the 2007 Virginia Tech shooting. <\/p>\n<p>Some of the students start sweating. I&#8217;m not sure if that&#8217;s the details or the rapid fire nature of what the director is telling them. That&#8217;s a lot to write down and they&#8217;ll have to do a story on it. They did a fine job in the press conference, though. I started a list of questions that <em>should<\/em> have been asked and by the end they&#8217;d gotten answers to most of those. It was a good experience then, I hope, and it was because of the guy with the badge. He certainly made it a memorable day, and that makes it a good one. <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s definitely going to be called upon again to do that in my classes in the future. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New rule: When you see the Pig on the move, it is going to be a good day: And so it was a good day, even though I didn&#8217;t see an actual Piggly Wiggly. (The amount of sleep I had this weekend might have something to do with the former.) 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