{"id":573884923,"date":"2013-05-29T22:58:38","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T03:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573884923"},"modified":"2013-06-03T02:41:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-03T07:41:10","slug":"the-snerffs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2013\/05\/29\/the-snerffs\/","title":{"rendered":"The snerffs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At least it is the kind of illness &#8212; sinuses, really &#8212; that let&#8217;s you know precisely when the medication has worn off. That&#8217;s considerate. And either this is a super allergy\/sinus issue or the over-the-counter medicines have a lot less potency than they used to. It is possible that both are true. <\/p>\n<p>We finally visited Dunkin Donuts today. Took them forever to open, and town was filled with news of rumored false starts. It became a thing to video yourself going to the drive thru and knocking on the window. Finally the sign said &#8220;Opening May 28th.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>So we went on the 28th at about 10:30 p.m. Only they weren&#8217;t open for 24 hours on their first day. They&#8217;d already exhausted themselves. <\/p>\n<p>This morning they were open again. I counted at least 14 people working there, surpassing the number of people that were sitting at the little round tables at the time. They have hi-def menu screens and two rows of doughnuts. The kid that got our order got it wrong. <\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/may13\/may74.jpg\" alt=\"doughnuts\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The doughnuts were not especially good. (But it is their first week.) They were no Daylight. They were no D Square. They were certainly no Krispy Kreme. Somehow they will probably be more successful than all of them. <\/p>\n<p>Still not sure how Daylight closed. It went dark about a year ago, just down the road from the new Dunkin spot. The parking was bad, and maybe the location was a factor, but the doughnuts were good and the burgers would surprise you. <\/p>\n<p>The owner <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mlive.com\/news\/jackson\/index.ssf\/2010\/06\/doughnut_shop_owner_buys_spart.html\">bought some property for a song in Michigan<\/a> in 2010. Then it looks as if <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mlive.com\/news\/jackson\/index.ssf\/2010\/07\/buyer_of_sparton_corp_property.html\">he wanted to sell it at a 500 percent profit<\/a> just two days later, in a story which included some odd quotes. And then in March of 2011 <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mlive.com\/news\/jackson\/index.ssf\/2011\/03\/its_a_heck_of_a_loss_owner_of.html\">that Michigan building burned<\/a>. It seems he&#8217;d decided on selling the old chestnut wood inside the building, but alas. Two teens were charged in the blaze. And then there was <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mlive.com\/business\/jackson-lansing\/index.ssf\/2013\/03\/former_sparton_corp_property_c.html\">a threat of<\/a> and, finally, last month, <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mlive.com\/business\/jackson-lansing\/index.ssf\/2013\/04\/jackson_county_forecloses_on_f.html\">foreclosure<\/a>. The locals, in the comments of all of those stories, found it all a bit suspicious. <\/p>\n<p>But, hey, doughnuts!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gave a tour<\/strong> of downtown and campus today. I invoked Sundilla and discussed the Harpers. We pointed out buildings with famous names and famous tales and sweated on a beautiful May afternoon. We discussed the old stuff and guessed at the new stuff.<\/p>\n<p>At dinner I felt the moment precisely when the old drugs stopped working and then, a bit later, precisely when the new antihistamine kicked in. Breathing is a wonderful thing. Also it is underrated. <\/p>\n<p>A few more days of this and I&#8217;ll be fine. I&#8217;ll try the doughnuts then, when I can properly taste things again. <\/p>\n<p>Two new things on <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/kennysmith.tumblr.com\/\">Tumblr<\/a>, much more on <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kennysmith\">Twitter<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least it is the kind of illness &#8212; sinuses, really &#8212; that let&#8217;s you know precisely when the medication has worn off. That&#8217;s considerate. And either this is a super allergy\/sinus issue or the over-the-counter medicines have a lot less potency than they used to. It is possible that both are true. 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