{"id":573884828,"date":"2013-05-03T23:48:16","date_gmt":"2013-05-04T04:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573884828"},"modified":"2023-08-26T01:43:34","modified_gmt":"2023-08-26T05:43:34","slug":"confirming-the-not-good-at-that-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2013\/05\/03\/confirming-the-not-good-at-that-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Confirming the Not Good At That list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did something unusual today. I got in a pool. <\/p>\n<p>Now, I like the water. One of my earliest memories is being fished out of the deep end of a pool I had no business being in. As a child the local YMCA had the fish-themed swimming lessons and I made it up to the shark level. I was a certified lifeguard, back in the old style where you had to go get people and in the kinder, gentler, let&#8217;s don&#8217;t get hurt or sued and throw in a float instead style. I have memories, for some thing or other, of turning blue jeans into a floatation device. I&#8217;ve treaded water for more than an hour. I&#8217;ve been a SCUBA diver for two decades. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m good with the water, at peace with what I can and can&#8217;t do there, particularly below the surface. You still have some control of things there. If you know yourself you have fairly defined ideas of your limits, and that is satisfying and comforting; I&#8217;m not afraid of the water because I know what I am and what I am not, <em>he said, hoping that sounded wise<\/em>. But I treat it recreationally.  <\/p>\n<p>One thing I am not is a lap swimmer. <\/p>\n<p>Never could hold a straight line. That&#8217;s just the basic problem. Olympic and national champion swimming coach <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/David_Marsh_(swimming_coach)\">David Marsh<\/a> once told me &#8220;You have to respect someone willing to spend hours and hours, swimming hundreds of laps, to shave a thousandth of a second off of their best time.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I respect that level of dedication and discipline, even more in the context of things I&#8217;d never do. I&#8217;m not that kind of swimmer. <\/p>\n<p>So there I was today, cool new reflective race goggles, in an outside lane of an outdoor pool with the temperature hovering around 65 degrees and falling and trying to swim. <\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t done anything more than tread water or float on my back in a year or so. <\/p>\n<p>Today I just tried to make the goggles fit. They didn&#8217;t. Water got in. I don&#8217;t like water in my eyes. So I quickly realized you don&#8217;t clear goggles like you would clear a diving mask:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"720\" height=\"405\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/xifanPPaFww?hl=en_US&amp;version=3\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/xifanPPaFww?hl=en_US&amp;version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>It just brings in more water. <em>Because your nose isn&#8217;t inside the confined area, of course. But, hey, the training is never forgotten.<\/em> So up on the rope line, work on the goggles. Swim a bit, fiddle a bit, swim a bit, drown my eyes awhile. And so on. Finally this was resolved. Finally I can swim. Only I&#8217;ve all but forgotten how to breathe. I like to breathe. Breathing, in my book, is vastly underrated. This goes on in a thoroughly unsatisfying manner. <\/p>\n<p>Finally it all comes together. I can see. I can breathe. I can actually think about the stroke. I get through four circuits of the freestyle stroke &#8212; really bringing my arms and shoulders out of the water and overhead and down properly &#8212;  and realize this hurts my shoulder. So the now 10-month old injury and surgery still limits me. <\/p>\n<p>So I do other things, try other strokes. Back to the sidestroke and a modified breaststroke and my favorite: underwater, handcuffed criminal stroke. <\/p>\n<p>But I did 700 meters &#8212; a warmup, really &#8212; which is more than I would have done otherwise. <\/p>\n<p>Also, it turned cold again today. Chilly, in fact. Downright unseasonable and noticeable, too. I&#8217;d complain, but there is snow in places like Iowa and Minnesota that would also like a bit of May, thank you. I&#8217;ve mentioned it. Remarked, maybe. But I haven&#8217;t complained too much. And if I have, it was entirely good-natured, because some places are dealing with unseasonal May snows. <\/p>\n<p>But I would like spring to come back, because the first part of summer can hurt if it just shows up without a preamble. <\/p>\n<p>Tonight, baseball: <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"720\" height=\"405\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/lkoXITHGnp4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/lkoXITHGnp4?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>After falling <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.auburntigers.com\/sports\/m-basebl\/recaps\/050313aaa.html\">6-1<\/a> to Ole Miss tonight, Auburn is now 16-51 against the SEC in the big four sports &#8212; football, men&#8217;s basketball, women&#8217;s basketball and baseball &#8212; since the 2012 SEC baseball tournament. 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