Shelby County, Ala. made The Daily Show earlier this week:<\/p>\n
<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;\">\n<p>And then Shelby County made the Colbert Report: <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/embed\/mgid:cms:video:colbertnation.com:424438\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;\">\n<p>So there’s that. <\/p>\n<p>Here’s some <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/weaselzippers.us\/2013\/03\/08\/michigan-elementary-school-confiscates-insensitive-cupcakes-because-they-were-decorated-with-toy-soldiers\/\">stupid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Michigan elementary school is defending its decision to confiscate a third-graders batch of homemade cupcakes because the birthday treats were decorated with plastic green Army soldiers.<\/p>\n<p>Casey Fountain told Fox News that the principal of his son\u2019s elementary school called the cupcakes \u201cinsensitive\u201d \u2014 in light of the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt disgusted me,\u201d he said. \u201cIt\u2019s vile they lump true American heroes with psychopathic killers.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/radio.foxnews.com\/toddstarnes\/top-stories\/school-confiscates-cupcakes-decorated-with-toy-soldiers.html\">principal chimes in<\/a> and, as you might expect, does not acquit herself especially well of the situation. <\/p>\n<p>Here’s another one, some <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/business\/technology\/harlem-shake-videos-lead-to-school-suspensions\/2013\/03\/04\/362482c2-8295-11e2-b99e-6baf4ebe42df_story.html\">100 students have been suspended<\/a> for taking part in Harlem Shake videos:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>According to the National Coalition against Censorship, about 100 students across the country have been suspended for making and posting their own version of the viral video on the Web. School districts have offered a variety of reasons for the suspensions, said NCAC Director Joan Bertin, with most saying that the videos, which feature suggestive dancing, are inappropriate. However, Bertin said, she believes that regardless of how the videos could be interpreted, decisions to suspend students and keep them out of class cross the line. The NCAC has compared the schools\u2019 actions to the plot of the 1984 film \u201cFootloose,\u201d in which a town outlaws dancing and rock music.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt seems a rather disproportionate response by educators to something that, at most, I would characterize as teenage hijinks,\u201d Bertin said.<\/p>\n<p>[…]<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe are very strongly in the camp of telling schools that this is protected speech. Even if it\u2019s unpleasant, we do protect that kind of speech in this country and should, as much for students as adults,\u201d she said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Disproportionate response seems the right words to use there. <\/p>\n<p><strong>When I was a little tot<\/strong> my mother used to tell me about how dirty Birmingham was. It was an industrial center back then, the Pittsburgh of the South, right up until the 1970s. Bio-tech, medical service, UAB and banking changed much of the economic landscape. Between those shifts and more strict ecological rules it changed things in the air too. <\/p>\n<p>The air, my mother said, used to be brown. <\/p>\n<p>Never sure if I’ve ever seen a picture of that, <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/science-nature\/16-Photographs-That-Capture-the-Best-and-Worst-of-1970s-America-196400541.html?c=y&page=10&navigation=thumb#IMAGES\">until today<\/a>. That was the summer of ’72, when there probably was no such thing as air quality reports and ozone alerts. Your emphysema will kick in just looking at it. <\/p>\n<p>And so it was that I enjoyed a much more clear evening outdoors tonight. There’s a lot to be grateful for, if you like, and being breathless under blooming pear trees because your bicycle has your heart rate up is one of those things. Better than the heavy industrial alternative, at least. I got in 21 quick miles this evening, my first time on the bike in several weeks because of travel and sickness. That’s the way of it: build up a bit of form and a few miles, something else always comes along to distract me. <\/p>\n<p>At the baseball game, Auburn led off with a triple, one of Jackson Burgreen’s two hits of the night. He’d also score later in the inning, before sending in a run in the second:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/mar13\/mar18.jpg\" alt=\"Burgreen\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>We moved from behind the plate to over third base, so we could enjoy the heckling. Brown had four errors in the seventh (they’d make another later) when I had what was roundly considered the line of the night. The Brown shortstop was standing on third, and he was just about the only guy in his entire infield that hadn’t erred. So I asked him “J.J., do you know what you can make with four Es?” <\/p>\n<p>The professional hecklers in <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AUSection111\">Section 111<\/a> made the sound, so I simply said “A Taylor Swift song.”<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dSKXmVE32uk?version=3&hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dSKXmVE32uk?version=3&hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Turned around to see them bowing to me. It was a bit awkward. <\/p>\n<p>Brown’s left fielder, Will Marcal, had a nice night. He gathered two hits and demonstrated a cannon in the field. I bet no one runs on him more than once:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/mar13\/mar19.jpg\" alt=\"Marcal\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Auburn won <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.auburntigers.com\/sports\/m-basebl\/recaps\/030813aaa.html\">9-4<\/a> and we caught the Brown head coach enjoying all of the playful little jokes the hecklers were sharing with his team. Guess we’ll work on him more tomorrow. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shelby County, Ala. made The Daily Show earlier this week: And then Shelby County made the Colbert Report: So there’s that. Here’s some stupid: A Michigan elementary school is defending its decision to confiscate a third-graders batch of homemade cupcakes because the birthday treats were decorated with plastic green Army soldiers. 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