{"id":573880040,"date":"2010-06-16T22:01:55","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T03:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573880040"},"modified":"2010-07-03T17:56:17","modified_gmt":"2010-07-03T22:56:17","slug":"road-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2010\/06\/16\/road-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"Road trip!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Took The Yankee and one of our professors to the airport this morning. They are flying to Asia for a conference. I&#8217;m not jealous of the length of time involved in this trip at all.<\/p>\n<p>This happened at the airport: The Yankee can&#8217;t check in at the kiosk. She tries another kiosk. I ask to make sure she has a ticket. Sometimes the simplest things can be the trouble, you know? She gave me the &#8220;I have a PhD&#8221; look and assured me that she does have a ticket.<\/p>\n<p>We meet one of the dozens of people that Delta has hired to stand around and do little of nothing. The very nice manpoints us to a long line waiting to check in. After a while someone else wonders over and asks about the flight. This being an international flight we need to be in an international line. This, apparently, is not such a queue.<\/p>\n<p><em>The two big red signs hanging above us that say &#8216;International&#8217; don&#8217;t mean anything? <\/em>I ask.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So we moved lines again. Our professor has checked in meanwhile. The Yankee tries to check in curbside, but still no luck. She finally manages to talk her way onto the flight. I&#8217;m still not sure if she actually has a ticket, but she&#8217;s on the plane nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I caught up<\/strong> with our friend Dave at <a href=\"http:\/\/101concepts.com\/meehanssandysprings\/\" target=\"_blank\">Meehan&#8217;s<\/a> for a delicious turkey burger. One of the things I miss about spending a lot of time in Atlanta is Meehan&#8217;s. If we could get that place and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.willys.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Willy&#8217;s<\/a> we&#8217;d be set. Anyway, Dave and I watched a World Cup game. I hit the road back home just after missing the rush hour traffic.<\/p>\n<p>Stopped at an antique store on the way, browsed around and picked up this:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 464px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"See the wonders of the fair inside!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/39fair\/img\/39faircover.jpg\" alt=\"See the wonders of the fair inside!\" width=\"454\" height=\"650\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">See the wonders of the fair inside!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The illustrations inside are great. I looked it up on ebay, discovered I had found myself a narrow deal and bought the book. Now I&#8217;m going to scan it, upload it and then send the book to my friend Henry. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/audio\/stories\/9.html\" target=\"_blank\">He was at that fair<\/a>. He might like that as a memento.<\/p>\n<p>One last bit for the day, featuring Jon Stewart. He has a question or two for the White House.<\/p>\n<table style=\"font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #333333; background-color: #f5f5f5; height: 353px;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"360\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #e5e5e5;\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;\"><a style=\"color: #333; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Daily Show With Jon Stewart<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align: right; font-weight: bold;\">Mon &#8211; Thurs 11p \/ 10c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px;\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px;\" colspan=\"2\"><a style=\"color: #333; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/tue-june-8-2010\/ass-quest-2010\" target=\"_blank\">Ass Quest 2010<\/a><a><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px; background-color: #353535;\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px; overflow: hidden; width: 360px; text-align: right;\" colspan=\"2\"><a style=\"color: #96deff; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.thedailyshow.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px;\" colspan=\"2\"><object style=\"display: block;\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"360\" height=\"301\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#000000\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"autoPlay=false\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:311752\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed style=\"display: block;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"360\" height=\"301\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:311752\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" wmode=\"window\" flashvars=\"autoPlay=false\" bgcolor=\"#000000\"><\/embed><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 18px;\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px;\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table style=\"margin: 0px; text-align: center; height: 100%;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 3px; width: 33%;\"><a style=\"font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/full-episodes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Show Full Episodes<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px; width: 33%;\"><a style=\"font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\" target=\"_blank\">Political Humor<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px; width: 33%;\"><a style=\"font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/videos\/tag\/Tea+Party\" target=\"_blank\">Tea Party<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>That&#8217;s the most trusted newsman in America. As LBJ said, when you&#8217;ve lost Cronkite, you&#8217;ve lost the country. For President Obama, losing Stewart, even if only a little, even if only for a punchline, is bad news indeed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tomorrow <\/strong>I become a bachelor again, for a short time anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Took The Yankee and one of our professors to the airport this morning. They are flying to Asia for a conference. I&#8217;m not jealous of the length of time involved in this trip at all. This happened at the airport: The Yankee can&#8217;t check in at the kiosk. She tries another kiosk. I ask to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,13,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573880040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site","category-wednesday","category-world-cup"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573880040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573880040"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573880040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573880073,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573880040\/revisions\/573880073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573880040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573880040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573880040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}