{"id":573895464,"date":"2023-03-06T21:09:44","date_gmt":"2023-03-07T02:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573895464"},"modified":"2023-05-13T01:48:10","modified_gmt":"2023-05-13T05:48:10","slug":"that-last-photo-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2023\/03\/06\/that-last-photo-though\/","title":{"rendered":"That last photo, though!"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I mentioned, last Thursday<\/a>, that this site recently marked its 5 millionth visitor I coolly said I have no idea why people visit. Only I do know why. <\/p>\n

You’re here for the cats. <\/p>\n

Phoebe, as ever, is here for the sunshine. <\/p>\n

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This is my second favorite in-house joke right now. I say to my wife, I say, “On the floor of our house is a medium-grade residential carpet pad. On that carpet pad is stretched a standard 21st century carpet. On that carpet, there is an overstuffed ottoman. On that ottoman, there is a pillow. And that<\/em> is where your<\/strong> cat is sleeping.”<\/p>\n

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Perhaps an even better joke is this one. I say to my lovely bride, I say, “On the floor of our house is a medium-grade residential carpet pad. On that carpet pad is stretched a standard 21st century carpet. On that carpet, there is an overstuffed sofa. On that sofa, there is a fuzzy throw blanket. On top of that fuzzy throw blanket, there is another fuzzy throw blanket. On top of that second fuzzy blanket, there is a third fuzzy blanket. And that<\/em> is where your<\/strong> cat is sleeping.”<\/p>\n

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Occasionally, Poseidon also looks for the people inside the television. <\/p>\n

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They’ve gotta be in there somewhere … <\/p>\n

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This was the Day of Three Presentations. It was a day full of presentations. Many presentations were given, some of them better than others. One was maybe great! That’s the thing about having a lot of things: there will be variance. <\/p>\n

I’ll spend all night staring at a wall thinking about every flinch and stumble. Every tone and tenor, time I squinted or had vague eye contact.<\/p>\n

But none of that is important. What’s important is what is coming up at the bottom of this post.<\/p>\n

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Yesterday afternoon’s bike ride featured some dinosaurs. How many giant reptiles do you see in this graphic? I count six.<\/p>\n

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After that ride, we went outside. This is The Yankee’s first bike ride since her massive crash last September. Look at that smile! <\/p>\n

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Part of this is physical, sure. The bone is now starting to heal. (Turns out, she busted herself up so badly it has taken this long for the mending to begin.) Part of it is about getting out of your own way. This is perfectly understandable and reasonable. I was in a similar boat in 2012, when it took me five months to even want to ride again. <\/p>\n

So we went out for six miles on quiet, empty roads. Whenever a car came along I put myself between the two of them, and we smiled some. It was cheery and emotional. It was a little more normal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I mentioned, last Thursday, that this site recently marked its 5 millionth visitor I coolly said I have no idea why people visit. Only I do know why. You’re here for the cats. Phoebe, as ever, is here for the sunshine. This is my second favorite in-house joke right now. I say to my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,40,3,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573895464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures","category-cycling","category-monday","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573895464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573895464"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573895464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573895771,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573895464\/revisions\/573895771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573895464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573895464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573895464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}