{"id":573895153,"date":"2022-12-23T21:03:53","date_gmt":"2022-12-24T02:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573895153"},"modified":"2022-12-30T01:29:09","modified_gmt":"2022-12-30T06:29:09","slug":"brick-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2022\/12\/23\/brick-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Brick Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today we&#8217;re in New Jersey. Us and the cold &#8212; and I know no one shivering wants to read about that. We&#8217;ve been lucky with the weather all the way around. Oh, it&#8217;s cold, but it&#8217;s as cold or colder everywhere else. And we&#8217;ve only seen flurries. And where we are, in New Jersey, everyone has power. <\/p>\n<p>Christmas in New Jersey is with my lovely bride&#8217;s god parents. My god parents-in-law, if you will. There were only 10 of us there today, where there are usually 15. But the day, which is always great fun, goes like this. <\/p>\n<p>You go inside and up the stairs, hugs and handshakes, and then you look for the pickle. The Christmas pickle is a lesser known tradition. Seems to stem from some Germanic origin, or late 19th century marketing. (And if I had a nickel for every time something without a clear provenance was possibly attributed to <em>those<\/em> two things &#8230; )<\/p>\n<p>This tree has two pickles on it, and if you find them, you are due a year of good fortune. Everyone always finds both pickles. That&#8217;s family for you. <\/p>\n<p>I also spend a few minutes studying all of the other ornaments. The godparents-in-law have an interesting collection.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/dec22\/dec41.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There are hor&#8217;dourves. After your first experience with this particular party&#8217;s habits, you know precisely where to sit. And, of course, they changed up which end of the table would have the shrimp. I was out of position. There are presents, one person at a time, youngest to oldest. I&#8217;m sixth of the 10 present today, so I&#8217;m above the mean and the median. Yikes. <\/p>\n<p>(When all 15 people are here, I sit 10th.)<\/p>\n<p>Later there&#8217;s a lasagna dinner, which is one of the highlights of the Christmas season. My godfather-in-law is a third generation Italian immigrant, and he knows what he&#8217;s doing. And we all love him for it. My mother-in-law always brings the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Christmas_cracker\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Christmas Crackers<\/a>, a thing which I&#8217;d never known about until my first Brick Christmas in the oughts. This year&#8217;s Crackers had some bad puns and good trivia. We all took turn reading those. <\/p>\n<p>After dessert one of the kids suggested the board game <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/BLANK-SLATETM-Family-Friendly-Association\/dp\/B07G2VHPRW\/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=blank+slate+board+game&#038;qid=1672381146&#038;sprefix=Blank+Slate+%2Caps%2C128&#038;sr=8-2\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Blank Slate<\/a>. Never heard of it. Had a blast. Everyone did, old and young.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s Brick Christmas, it&#8217;s always great fun for everyone.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re staying in New Jersey tonight. Pull out bed in the downstairs den. I fear that my back will never be the same.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today we&#8217;re in New Jersey. Us and the cold &#8212; and I know no one shivering wants to read about that. We&#8217;ve been lucky with the weather all the way around. Oh, it&#8217;s cold, but it&#8217;s as cold or colder everywhere else. And we&#8217;ve only seen flurries. 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