{"id":573891983,"date":"2020-03-05T22:45:21","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T03:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573891983"},"modified":"2020-03-09T16:25:14","modified_gmt":"2020-03-09T20:25:14","slug":"theyre-talking-bass-kit-ball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2020\/03\/05\/theyre-talking-bass-kit-ball\/","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re talking bass-kit-ball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was another night for television. Television has been written, television was produced and the audience shall have television. They&#8217;re going to enjoy it, too, if they like sports. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UxBVn4QOJPk\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And they always ask the question: when is it too early to start talking about the basketball tournament? The answer it is never too early. Especially since everything will be different after next week, and we&#8217;ll have to figure it all out again.<\/p>\n<p>There should be a consequence, a good-natured one mind you, for bad prognostication. It isn&#8217;t a tar-and-feather circumstance, of course, but maybe it&#8217;s a wear-a-feathery-mascot-and-hold-a-sign situation. A you have to do the next TV stunt sort of resolution. Something we can all laugh at, like predictions. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q38nTs9D37A\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Which, hey, that&#8217;s just good practice, I guess. Plus, someone is going to get to say they were right about one of these predictions. That&#8217;s what&#8217;s fun about playing Nostradamus. If time proves you right you can have the crew roll that prediction as a replay: <em>I was brilliant! See!<\/em> If your predictions don&#8217;t work out, you just gloss over the whole notion of it ever happening.<\/p>\n<p>Some things from Twitter:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Talking with my mom about <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/coronavirus?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#coronavirus<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I wish you were still on air so I could hear you say everything is going to be fine instead of all of these people on TV shouting about it.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I launch into a three-minute explanation of the latest items and backgrounders.<\/p>\n<p>Her: Ummm.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kenny Smith (@kennysmith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kennysmith\/status\/1235744146251558912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I thought about that for a while. That might not have been what she wanted to happen, but it&#8217;s my mother so of course she knew it would happen. In a way, then, that was exactly what she wanted to happen. In which case, happy to help!<\/p>\n<p>This gives me an idea:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">You forgot <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaurnSmith?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@LaurnSmith<\/a> &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5oFrexBSQh\">https:\/\/t.co\/5oFrexBSQh<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/XF8OY53vvG\">pic.twitter.com\/XF8OY53vvG<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kenny Smith (@kennysmith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kennysmith\/status\/1235599456889901057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">And now I want aquariums as suspended ceilings throughout the house &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaurnSmith?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@LaurnSmith<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/MGR012hA9i\">https:\/\/t.co\/MGR012hA9i<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kenny Smith (@kennysmith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kennysmith\/status\/1235760076318740483?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>How much could a full-ceilinged aquarium weigh, anyway? Surely the house&#8217;s structural supports could manage that sort of challenge.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like jellyfish weigh much, after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was another night for television. Television has been written, television was produced and the audience shall have television. They&#8217;re going to enjoy it, too, if they like sports. And they always ask the question: when is it too early to start talking about the basketball tournament? The answer it is never too early. 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