{"id":573889441,"date":"2017-02-16T22:15:05","date_gmt":"2017-02-17T04:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573889441"},"modified":"2017-02-19T18:17:04","modified_gmt":"2017-02-20T00:17:04","slug":"the-cuffs-were-stained-and-it-got-stinky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2017\/02\/16\/the-cuffs-were-stained-and-it-got-stinky\/","title":{"rendered":"The cuffs were stained, and it got stinky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time a student asks to interview me about something or other as part of a class project. I try to be a difficult interview, thinking maybe the word will get out and people will stop asking. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t actually act like a bad interview subject. I try to be helpful while they&#8217;re learning their craft, but the thought always occurs to me: <em>I could derail this. I could send this off in an entirely different direction.<\/em> But they&#8217;re going to get that experience soon enough.  <\/p>\n<p>Today I got interviewed as part of a magazine writing exercise about the importance of clothes. It seemed an unusual topic, what clothes are important to you. So I thought, for whatever reason, about outerwear. This jacket, that coat and so on. I guess because it has been cold, I was thinking of the things that help keep you warm. Somewhere in there I mentioned this old denim jacket I had as a kid. Denim, which has made a comeback once more, was a big status symbol back then. And of course the interviewer seized on this as her topic. <\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t have a denim jacket for the longest time, because they were expensive and we didn&#8217;t have that kind of money. But finally, for Christmas one year, I got one. It was, I told my interviewer, an off-brand and it was probably about 15 minutes after denim was the thing, but I loved it. Loved it. I wore that jacket constantly. Day, night, overnight. And I suppose I just eventually physically outgrew it. But I remember the joy of the gift and the smell of the jacket. And it wasn&#8217;t a good smell, because I wore it constantly and I was a little boy. My mom had to wait until I went to sleep and then took the jacket off of me to wash the thing.  <\/p>\n<p>The interviewer asked good questions, as I imagined she would. Made me really think of my answers. It became an almost psychological exercise. <\/p>\n<p>Afterward, I sent my mom a text, telling her about this interview. I figured she&#8217;d have a funny anecdote for me that I could pass along to my interviewer and we&#8217;d all have a good laugh. She didn&#8217;t remember the jacket. <\/p>\n<p>In her defense, it was a few decades ago. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Also, when I was little<\/strong>, The Count always scared me. (I was a sensitive child.) But Brielle doesn&#8217;t have this problem. Plus, she&#8217;s adorable, and knows her stuff:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XcankE2_sYA?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>In the studio this evening<\/strong>, the sports show took over. <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/david_Sugarman2\" target=\"_blank\">David<\/a> and <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/griff_berg\" target=\"_blank\">Griffin<\/a> are going places:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/feb17\/feb19.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll get to say we knew them back when. They do such great work. But you could say that about a lot of people around here.<\/p>\n<p>And this:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">So <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kennysmith\">@kennysmith<\/a> and I have decided to do a dishwasher experiment. The amount of time we have spent on the methodology is embarrassing. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nerds?src=hash\">#nerds<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lauren Smith (@LaurnSmith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaurnSmith\/status\/832433908235042816\">February 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bpmoritz\">@bpmoritz<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaurnSmith\">@LaurnSmith<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hgtv\">@hgtv<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DoctorGC\">@DoctorGC<\/a> Wince At The Prerinse! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dydF6Z61Yo\">pic.twitter.com\/dydF6Z61Yo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kenny Smith (@kennysmith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kennysmith\/status\/832438098730561536\">February 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time a student asks to interview me about something or other as part of a class project. I try to be a difficult interview, thinking maybe the word will get out and people will stop asking. I don&#8217;t actually act like a bad interview subject. 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