{"id":573888937,"date":"2015-12-24T22:17:12","date_gmt":"2015-12-25T04:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573888937"},"modified":"2016-10-23T20:39:41","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T01:39:41","slug":"christmas-eve-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2015\/12\/24\/christmas-eve-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Eve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mother-in-law has a cool advent calendar:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"800\" width=\"600\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/dec15\/dec36.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Santa on a bicycle? That&#8217;s great stuff. <\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"600\" width=\"800\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/dec15\/dec36a.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I made a video this evening: <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-video\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Moving pictures for your Merry Christmas. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AShortFilmOfNoConsequence?src=hash\">#AShortFilmOfNoConsequence<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fb?src=hash\">#fb<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/jKxmKMKAoL\">pic.twitter.com\/jKxmKMKAoL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; kenny smith (@kennysmith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kennysmith\/status\/680185017721597952\">December 25, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Somewhere she found these holographic glasses that changes the lights. There are snowflakes and stars and Santas. She prefers the Santa version:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"800\" width=\"600\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/dec15\/dec37.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Christmas candy. Nerve pills, they call them:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"800\" width=\"600\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/dec15\/dec38.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The problem is in the dosage. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother-in-law has a cool advent calendar: Santa on a bicycle? That&#8217;s great stuff. I made a video this evening: Moving pictures for your Merry Christmas. #AShortFilmOfNoConsequence #fb pic.twitter.com\/jKxmKMKAoL &mdash; kenny smith (@kennysmith) December 25, 2015 Somewhere she found these holographic glasses that changes the lights. There are snowflakes and stars and Santas. She prefers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,10,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573888937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-photo","category-thursday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573888937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573888937"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573888937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573888960,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573888937\/revisions\/573888960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573888937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573888937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573888937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}