{"id":573888723,"date":"2015-10-30T22:33:14","date_gmt":"2015-10-31T03:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573888723"},"modified":"2016-07-01T22:55:36","modified_gmt":"2016-07-02T03:55:36","slug":"signs-but-without-the-ace-of-bass-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2015\/10\/30\/signs-but-without-the-ace-of-bass-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs, but without the Ace of Bass jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

We started the week with a sign, if I recall. Let’s end it that way, too. I had to go down to the back of the post office area where things are offloaded from trucks. It is a very utilitarian area. It works, it is efficient. I’m sure it isn’t on the campus tours. Doesn’t have to be. The folks there do good work and they do it fast and they know their business. Always very helpful.<\/p>\n

There’s an elevator there. And above that elevator is this sign: <\/p>\n

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And that’s just good life advice. <\/p>\n

I mentioned last week how much I enjoy reading the bulletin boards on campus. Here’s another class advertisement that was worth noticing today:<\/p>\n

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“Can cats have ethics if there is no God?” <\/p>\n

I was not previously aware those concepts were not mutually exclusive. But, hey, maybe for cats. I’ll ask Allie sometime. She’s got some Siamese in her and is given to long pontification. But I digress.<\/p>\n

“Join the cats of philosophy answer this head-scratching question in … ”<\/p>\n

Last week’s class advertisement, you might recall, was for the same class. Those cats are going to cover a lot of ground between Justin Bieber and Johnny Cash and Ceiling Cat and the grammatical error. <\/p>\n

Here’s another, from a different bulletin board not far from the first:<\/p>\n

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“So you want to be a scientist?”<\/p>\n

Not if that’s what your lab is creating, no sir. <\/p>\n

“Then join the biolgy department on Tuesday …”<\/p>\n

I’m not sure where the “Biolgy Department” falls on the organizational chart. Good curriculum, though. Among the more popular classes are Catnip Cultivation 410 and Whisker Weaving 203. (That’s an elective, I’m sure.) <\/p>\n

So use cats in your advertising, I suppose. <\/p>\n

This is what happened when I got home today. Walk in, put my stuff down and, immediately:<\/p>\n

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I have it on good authority that she’s not interested in going anywhere. So I suppose this means I should stay here. <\/p>\n

Here’s something else I put on the Internet today. You’ve already seen it on Instagram<\/a>, if you’re following me there. Come on over and follow me<\/a>. <\/p>\n

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My first Boomerang branding experiment.<\/a><\/p>\n

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