{"id":573886512,"date":"2014-06-26T23:34:49","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T04:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573886512"},"modified":"2014-07-03T16:27:03","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T21:27:03","slug":"soccer-tacos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2014\/06\/26\/soccer-tacos\/","title":{"rendered":"Soccer tacos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to a bar and grill to watch the game today, because soccer is a communal sport. The place was full just after 10 a.m. That&#8217;s when the priest came in, wearing his collar, sat at the bar and ordered some wings. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the World Cup to me.<\/p>\n<p>This is billed as the Out Of This World Cup:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"720\" height=\"405\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/UpBwvPeI5VM?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/UpBwvPeI5VM?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>So the U.S. lost, playing poorly but close against a dominate German team, but still advanced. And now all of the Americans that refuse to understand soccer &#8212; And it isn&#8217;t that they don&#8217;t get it. I&#8217;ve tried explaining things, and people are so intent on hating the sport because of reasons and feet and other nations&#8217; success and a refusal to consider that the word &#8220;football&#8221; can have multiple meanings that they&#8217;ll dismiss anything you say, even if they are mentally capable of grasping a round robin format &#8212; will dismiss the round robin format.<\/p>\n<p>We celebrated in that most American way, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/tacorita.auburn\">with tacos<\/a>. They were good. First time I&#8217;d been to Tacorita. Now I&#8217;ll have to go back.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today I&#8217;ve learned<\/strong>: that you will pay <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.auburnalabama.org\/ju\/pdf\/Traffic%20Violation%20List.pdf\">$271 as the fine for riding a bicycle on a sidewalk<\/a>. (I don&#8217;t ride on sidewalks, because I, like pedestrians, would like to live. Every traffic violation you can commit in a car, save one, is less expensive. Drive a car on a sidewalk? That&#8217;ll only set you back $164. <\/p>\n<p>You figure that out.<\/p>\n<p>When you need a pilot, <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com\/harrier-has-stuck-nose-gear-lands-jet-on-a-stool-pilo-1596517824\">ask for a Marine Aviator<\/a>. That guy landed his Harrier on a stool. There&#8217;s video.<\/p>\n<p>I have some work to do. <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ironman.com\/triathlon\/news\/articles\/2014\/06\/masters-triathlon-lifestyle.aspx#axzz35fynM6t1\">Triathlon for Masters Athletes: Lifestyle Adjustments<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes people see more in a photograph than I do, which is good. Always, though, you need the context. Otherwise you just think &#8220;Dogs!&#8221; <a TARGET=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/06\/26\/911-search-and-rescue-dog-photos_n_5523198.html?utm_hp_ref=tw\">Photo Series Captures The Quiet Dignity Of Search And Rescue Dogs That Served During 9\/11<\/a>. There is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charlottedumas.nl\/retrieved\/book\/\">a book of the prints<\/a> available, as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to a bar and grill to watch the game today, because soccer is a communal sport. The place was full just after 10 a.m. That&#8217;s when the priest came in, wearing his collar, sat at the bar and ordered some wings. That&#8217;s the World Cup to me. 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