{"id":573884153,"date":"2012-11-15T23:42:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T05:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573884153"},"modified":"2012-11-19T01:02:15","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T07:02:15","slug":"the-last-twilight-twitter-fest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2012\/11\/15\/the-last-twilight-twitter-fest\/","title":{"rendered":"The last Twilight Twitter fest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thankfully these dreadful, dreadful movies are behind us. To sum up: somewhere along the way The Yankee started reading these books. She wanted to see the first movie. Figuring I owed her a movie for some horrible thing I made her watch I went along. I made fun of it on Twitter because it was just horrible and over the years this has been an event, making fun of the movies with a running commentary from inside the theater. <\/p>\n<p>It has become a minor hit and, lucky you, I&#8217;ve archived them all. That includes the last installment. We saw it tonight, before most of the country, apparently. (I spoiled nothing below.) <\/p>\n<p>The first movie is at the top. If you want to skip to the most recent movie Storify will continue to load as you scroll. Just do a word search for &#8220;And now, the fifth bad movie&#8221; and you&#8217;ll find yourself at the beginning of my last Twilight commentary.<\/p>\n<p>I am glad this is over, though it was amusing to make fun of it and, as always, nice to make so many people laugh.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/storify.com\/kennysmith\/the-twilight-archives2.js\"><\/script><noscript>[<a href=\"\/\/storify.com\/kennysmith\/the-twilight-archives2\" target=\"_blank\">View the story &#8220;The Twilight archives &#8230; &#8221; on Storify<\/a>]<\/noscript><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thankfully these dreadful, dreadful movies are behind us. To sum up: somewhere along the way The Yankee started reading these books. She wanted to see the first movie. Figuring I owed her a movie for some horrible thing I made her watch I went along. I made fun of it on Twitter because it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,10,45,15,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573884153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-photo","category-storify","category-thursday","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573884153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573884153"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573884153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573884156,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573884153\/revisions\/573884156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573884153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573884153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573884153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}