{"id":573882573,"date":"2011-12-24T23:06:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-25T05:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573882573"},"modified":"2011-12-25T01:08:49","modified_gmt":"2011-12-25T07:08:49","slug":"santa-claus-is-watching-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2011\/12\/24\/santa-claus-is-watching-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Claus is watching you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ray Stevens had that song, remember? Mild seasonal hit, featuring the frantic dub track &#8220;He&#8217;s everywhere! He&#8217;s everywhere!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/dec11\/dec61.jpg\" alt=\"MerryChristmas\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I think it was the glitter. Honest mistake on Stevens&#8217; part.<\/p>\n<p>For fun and a simple errand we visited Walmart and Toys R Us on Christmas Eve. <\/p>\n<p>Neither was as bad as you would have thought. Neither had what we wanted.<\/p>\n<p>We did see a planking Santa. And lots of glitter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ray Stevens had that song, remember? Mild seasonal hit, featuring the frantic dub track &#8220;He&#8217;s everywhere! He&#8217;s everywhere!&#8221; I think it was the glitter. Honest mistake on Stevens&#8217; part. For fun and a simple errand we visited Walmart and Toys R Us on Christmas Eve. Neither was as bad as you would have thought. Neither [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573882573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo","category-weekend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573882573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573882573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573882573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573882574,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573882573\/revisions\/573882574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573882573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573882573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573882573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}