I just stare across the table at this polite 62-year-old man, his hair neatly combed, his face covered by a beard he hopes will allow him a measure of anonymity. Well, I stare at two different people, both of whom have made an appearance in the first two minutes.<\/p>\n
There is Harvey Updyke, a remorseful grandfather who claims he didn’t poison those trees and wishes he’d never called a radio show to take credit for it.<\/p>\n
And there’s Al from Dadeville — Updyke’s radio nom de guerre — who loves Alabama football, and, if he’s being totally honest, doesn’t understand why everybody’s so damn mad.<\/p>\n
[…]<\/p>\n
“Well, I’m just a very unhealthy Alabama fan,” he says. “I live it. I breathe it. I think about Alabama football, I’m not exaggerating, 18 hours a day. I have always been that way. It just didn’t start. That’s what people don’t understand. The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is get on Tiderinsider and see what’s going on. I mean, I know it’s not healthy. I’ve been knowing that a long time. I have a daughter 33 years old named Crimson Tyde.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
If the judge in Updyke’s case lets drivel like this in you’ll see the most sympathetic instance of split personality pleading in modern trial law.<\/p>\n
Everybody ready for the circus? His trial is presently set to begin June 20th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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