{"id":573880736,"date":"2010-10-31T20:22:43","date_gmt":"2010-11-01T01:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573880736"},"modified":"2010-10-31T20:22:43","modified_gmt":"2010-11-01T01:22:43","slug":"were-out-of-candy-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2010\/10\/31\/were-out-of-candy-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re out of candy, kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kids who aren&#8217;t loved or parented enough by their parents aside, and the teens who just show up in their daily casual clothes notwithstanding, we&#8217;ve had fun with the visitors. And we&#8217;ve come to learn this is a ridiculously high-traffic neighborhood for grubby little hands.<\/p>\n<p>So next year I&#8217;m putting up a sign that says &#8220;You must be shorter than this and dressed in a costume to receive candy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Though the adult dad who came to the door in traditional Robin Hood tights pushing his daughter in a stroller was worth seeing. The teenager with a lit cigarette wasn&#8217;t really necessary.<\/p>\n<p>Here are my two favorites from the evening:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/oct10\/oct122.jpg\" alt=\"dinosaur\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/photo\/oct10\/oct123.jpg\" alt=\"scarecrow\"><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The kids who aren&#8217;t loved or parented enough by their parents aside, and the teens who just show up in their daily casual clothes notwithstanding, we&#8217;ve had fun with the visitors. And we&#8217;ve come to learn this is a ridiculously high-traffic neighborhood for grubby little hands. So next year I&#8217;m putting up a sign that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573880736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo","category-weekend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573880736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573880736"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573880736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":573880737,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573880736\/revisions\/573880737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573880736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573880736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573880736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}