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<\/center> <\/p>\nLes Miles eats these. Next week he’ll try to eat the real thing. Somehow, this will win him a football game.<\/p>\n
Mark Richt’s Bulldogs look like world-beaters today. Too bad they can’t book Tennessee for 12 games each fall.<\/p>\n
Can anyone explain the internal logic for ESPN3 blackouts? I mean, besides there not being one? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And that was the morning, really, that and Dean Foy<\/a>. In the afternoon … <\/p>\n
Hey Alabama? South Carolina is calling. They’ve got your number.<\/p>\n
Somebody in Columbia send me a garnett Beat Bama shirt<\/a>, mmkay?<\/p>\n
Spurrier’s back, baby!<\/p>\n
Just saw a guy in an Auburn shirt cheering at Brice Stadium. War Eagle, sir.<\/p>\n
When did Gary Danielson replace Barry Krauss on the Tide Network? #coloranalysthomer<\/p>\n
Double bad news for Alabama: trailing at South Carolina and that big Penn State win looks less than impressive. Zook beat PSU badly today.<\/p>\n
Spurrier just benched Garcia so hard in his mind … (Upon the instance of Garcia’s safety.)<\/strong><\/p>\n
When was the last time Alabama’s defense was gashed like this? Been awhile. <\/p>\n
Ballgame. (Upon the instance of Bama failing to convert on a fake field goal.)<\/strong><\/p>\n
Danielson Summary: Bama cheats, Carolina still gets it done.<\/p>\n
Alabama fans commence saying many things to soothe themselves for losing to Stephen Garcia.<\/p>\n
JUST thinking that. RT @victoriacumbow<\/a> @StevenStiefel<\/a> I can see it on Nick Saban’s face: “Who am I gonna blame for this?”<\/p>\n
SC beat Bama with their defensive line, wide receivers and backfield. Know who’s are as good or better? #wareagle<\/p>\n
Tomorrow’s Tuscaloosa meme, today: Tide were looking ahead to Ole Miss.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And after that delightful mid-day diversion we come to the game of the night, Auburn at Kentucky:<\/p>\n
I think of early drives as something Auburn refuses to prepare, opting instead for the joy and challenge of mid-game adjustments. #wareagle I’m ready for any other rationale you might have on the subject, too.<\/strong><\/p>\n
Cam Newton will trade you this stiff arm for your graham crackers. #wareagle<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, Florida, on the alternative screen, show you why you should never wear orange jerseys.<\/p>\n
Touchdown Auburn! If Cam has a Twitter account his new status from the sideline is “Isn’t even trying hard.” 7-7 #wareagle<\/p>\n
Dyer, Lutzenkirchen, Dyer. Kodi Burns. Chewing up the yardage. Look for another drive or two like this before the night is over. #wareagle<\/p>\n
@tzac81au<\/a>, too, looks like he doesn’t have to run especially hard. #wareagle<\/p>\n
TOUCHDOWN AUBURN! Cam Newton grinds out the last bit of the bluegrass. Now’s the time to set the tone for the rest of the night. #wareagle<\/p>\n
Look at those Kentucky fans, dreaming about basketball already! #wareagle<\/p>\n
Nick Fairley is trying out finishing moves for a potential wrestling career. #wareagle (Upon the instance of the first questionable 15-yard penalty.)<\/strong><\/p>\n
I’m thinking of inventing a candy bar and naming it after Josh Bynes. You’d buy one of those. #wareagle<\/p>\n
Do not trick or treat Cam Newton’s place. He will just push your costumed kids to the ground like Kentucky defenders. #wareagle<\/p>\n
That’s ridiculous. Just ridiculous. Cam Newton to Kodi Burns on the most ridiculous made up play ever. Ridiculous. #wareagle (Spurrier added it to his playbook for next week’s Kentucky game.)<\/strong><\/p>\n
Touchdown Auburn! Another play, another rushing score for Cam Newton. Three tonight as the Tigers roar out to a 21-7 lead. #wareagle (If only they did this for 60 minutes …)<\/strong><\/p>\n
Kentucky dribbles the ball and Craig Stevens recovers the fumble. First down Tigers! #wareagle<\/p>\n
@atcrawford<\/a> It wouldn’t be the most egregious MNC anyone ever counted. (He congratulated Auburn for claiming the transitive national championship for having beaten the team that beat Alabama …)<\/strong><\/p>\n
Should be 28-7, but nice to see
\n@wesbyrum<\/a> connect to run the lead out to 24-7. #wareagle<\/p>\nDear referees, @Z_Etheridge4<\/a> has been through enough. Now he’s going to go through some Wildcats. (Also, he’s still in play.) #wareagle<\/p>\n
Dear referees, It is called gravity. And is legal. Newton (not the quarterback, the other one) wrote a law about it. #wareagle <\/p>\n
Florida is playing LSU not to lose. Which is working into Les Miles’ oddly crafted hands.<\/p>\n
Cam Newton is winning the Kentucky Derby. Write it down. #wareagle<\/p>\n
Touchdown Auburn! Gus Malzahn is working in the future, driving up Newton’s stats so he can show off a Heisman to recruits. #wareagle<\/p>\n
At the half: Tigers 31, Kentucky 17. Newton is 8-11 for 129 yards passing with 132 yards rushing and FOUR scores on 13 carries. #wareagle<\/p>\n
So the first half of the third quarter was an excellent time to eat dinner. And if you are superstitious, I’m not having dessert. #wareagle Because my having food was clearly what caused the problem. That and whatever you were doing after the break. And whatever you’re doing, you really need to stop doing it during football because it was not helping matters.<\/strong><\/p>\n