{"id":573880446,"date":"2010-09-09T23:28:30","date_gmt":"2010-09-10T04:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573880446"},"modified":"2010-09-11T19:36:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-12T00:36:08","slug":"from-the-tweet-seats-the-mississippi-state-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2010\/09\/09\/from-the-tweet-seats-the-mississippi-state-game\/","title":{"rendered":"From the Tweet Seats, the Mississippi State game"},"content":{"rendered":"

All I do is win win win …<\/p>\n

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(There’s been a very involved discussion at The War Eagle Reader<\/a> and elsewhere of the merits of this song. And it is terrible, but it works in the stadium.)<\/p>\n

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But I digress. To Starkville, via my cable signal. What follows is a simple copy and paste of my Twitter observations from the game. Just in case, you know, the Library of Congress neglects to archive these particular impressions. Hashtag: War Eagle.<\/p>\n

I gotta fever and the only cure is Less cowbells.<\/p>\n

That kid at the break is the only cute child in Starkville. #kiddingkidding<\/p>\n

Over\/under on the number of times Jesse Palmer says “put his foot in the ground”?<\/p>\n

You block, you score. Great job @tzacau81<\/a>!<\/p>\n

I’m holding a giant D. @Ren_ is holding a section of picket fence.<\/p>\n

Second time this week the University of Alabama has robodialed me. And now during the #Auburn game. University of FAIL.<\/p>\n

Boo boos? No wonder Adam James couldn’t get playing time with Mike Leach.<\/p>\n

It is amazing that Little Train didn’t make that graphic.<\/p>\n

Diaz’s goal is to line up correctly? Surely not. If so Auburn wins by 45.<\/p>\n

State should develop a cowbell-vuvuzela hybrid. I smell government grant. #stimulus<\/p>\n

Nick Fairley for SGA! #allIdoissacksacksack<\/p>\n

Glad to see the replay official could put his cowbell down long enough to review that play.<\/p>\n

Look, if you aren’t going to sing the (Hail State) song, State, why make it the commercial?<\/p>\n

Demond Washington, he fast. He real fast.<\/p>\n

Nick “shoulder separator” Fairley is going to be a great Halloween costume in the SEC this year. #MVP<\/p>\n

I’m not saying Tracy Rocker wears Nick Fairley pajamas, but Rocker’s PJs do have the number 90 on them.<\/p>\n

Hide ya kids. Hide ya State defense.<\/p>\n

Touchdown Auburn! Newton to Adams! I was going to make an “I hear cowbells” joke, but cowbells will now get quiet.<\/p>\n

Give Fairley a raise, Cuz.<\/p>\n

Cam Newton likes Golden Flake … and bad State defenses.<\/p>\n

Cam Newton likes scooters … and bowling over disbelieving defensive backs.<\/p>\n

I liked it when plays at the half were called with a smidge more aggression.<\/p>\n

Coach, how do you stop Cameron Newton? “Just wrap him up. And take more HGH at halftime.”<\/p>\n

“Bring the ring”? Swell the bell would be better.<\/p>\n

It isn’t Nick Fairley’s fault that when he lets someone go, gravity reasserts itself and corkscrews that person into the ground.<\/p>\n

Field goal at the half looks better now, doesn’t it?<\/p>\n

Dan Mullen, you are no longer at Florida. Relf is not Tebow.<\/p>\n

State uses one of Auburn’s onside kicks against them. That’s gimmick infringement, man. That ain’t right.<\/p>\n

Cam Newton likes puppies … and your laughable attempts at arm tackles.<\/p>\n

Cam Newton likes Rocky Road … and facepalming you back into the film room.<\/p>\n

@Supurmario27<\/a> can’t catch a break tonight.<\/p>\n

The umpire couldn’t throw his flag because his name is Bruce Dickensen and he needs more cowbell, baby.<\/p>\n

ESPN: No one is kicking, but we’ll get our sponsors on the screen somehow!<\/p>\n

I love watching D linemen getting de-cleated.<\/p>\n

Yeah, I would have gone for it.<\/p>\n

Nick Fairley must have been traumatized by a bulldog as a child. What a savage.<\/p>\n

Funny that wasn’t a penalty against State. Meanwhile Bynes gets his machismo on.<\/p>\n

Hey, Chizik? Roof? People are picking on Neiko.<\/p>\n

Congrats to State, much improved and good atmosphere. Is it too early to start worrying about them for next year?<\/p>\n

I believe in Auburn and it has nothing to do with football.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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