{"id":573879866,"date":"2010-05-11T17:11:25","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T22:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/?p=573879866"},"modified":"2010-05-11T17:11:25","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T22:11:25","slug":"573879866","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/blog\/2010\/05\/11\/573879866\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/28.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l2a0bsYoEK1qbkuoao1_400.jpg\" alt=\"Men! Do you have one arm like Popeye&amp;#8217;s and the other shamefully normal? Did you decide late in the game to grow out your hair like all your friends? Do you have a club foot problem we could gently work around? Do you have an indeterminate number of fingers on one hand? If so, where are you from, because we&amp;#8217;re never going there. Also, would you like to be in our ad? We&amp;#8217;ll give you the cuff discount. Get 2.5 inches, but pay for 1!\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Men! Do you have one arm like Popeye\u2019s and the other shamefully normal? Did you decide late in the game to grow out your hair like all your friends? Do you have a club foot problem we could gently work around? Do you have an indeterminate number of fingers on one hand?<\/p>\n<p>If so, where are you from, because we\u2019re never going there.<\/p>\n<p>Also, would you like to be in our ad? We\u2019ll give you the cuff discount. Get 2.5 inches, but pay for 1!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Men! Do you have one arm like Popeye\u2019s and the other shamefully normal? Did you decide late in the game to grow out your hair like all your friends? Do you have a club foot problem we could gently work around? Do you have an indeterminate number of fingers on one hand? If so, where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573879866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tumblr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573879866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573879866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573879866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573879866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573879866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kennysmith.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573879866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}