Kenny Smith | LOMO

That is one giant cross well off in the distance.

I’ve only been on two cruises, so I’m still learning. Apparently, though, we are brand loyal and ship snobs.

Carnival? Norwegian Gem? How gauche.

This is one of the tie downs the ship used in King’s Wharf, Bermuda.

Can we go back now?

They do not want you to pull, push, prod or otherwise add torque to this section of the vessel.

The X is pronounced Chi in Greek, which is relevant to the cruise line’s founding family’s name.

I think they could cone up with a better story, too. Lovely cruise, though. This was taken in Bermuda.

Lifeguards’ signs at Compo Beach in Connecticut.

Found this place serving ridiculously pricey burgers in Manhattan. Fortunately the restroom was free. Also, they would bring it to you … The burgers, not the restroom.

Inside, and on top, of the Empire State Building.

Love that font, purely for aesthetic reasons.

Great, just what we need, a submissive bus …

Hey! I can see the plot holes in Sleepless in Seattle from here!

On top of the Empire State Building.