Kenny Smith | LOMO

One of the signs welcoming new freshmen to campus as they prepare for their first semester of college.

The only thing that would make this better would be this truck traveling under its own power, rather than being hauled.

Love the sea foam.

That is one giant cross well off in the distance.

I like Whataburger. They make good sandwiches. I looked the graphic treatment of their cups.

Also, I like the fries and ketchup, which are reminiscent of the only good thing my high school lunchroom ever produced.

No idea why my mind makes that connection all these years later.

I’ve only been on two cruises, so I’m still learning. Apparently, though, we are brand loyal and ship snobs.

Carnival? Norwegian Gem? How gauche.

This is one of the tie downs the ship used in King’s Wharf, Bermuda.

Can we go back now?

They do not want you to pull, push, prod or otherwise add torque to this section of the vessel.

The X is pronounced Chi in Greek, which is relevant to the cruise line’s founding family’s name.

I think they could cone up with a better story, too. Lovely cruise, though. This was taken in Bermuda.

Lifeguards’ signs at Compo Beach in Connecticut.

Found this place serving ridiculously pricey burgers in Manhattan. Fortunately the restroom was free. Also, they would bring it to you … The burgers, not the restroom.