June, 2012


26
Jun 12

Worker bees

We’re busy writing a research paper. The Yankee found this special call, and we dreamed up a little hook to flesh out into a full paper.

Then we got set to do the data gathering and the content analysis of the gathered data. And that entire scenario absolutely evaporated on us one fine, sunny morning last week.

So we sat in the office and brainstormed something else. We had a lot of thinks — most of the thunks were probably mine, and they sound just like that don’t you know — and the actual second paper idea is better than the first.

Sunday night and last night we gathered up all the data, almost 8,000 little shining points of light. And, so, yeah, we’re keeping busy. Because that has to be shaped, molded, shifted, folded and understood. Then we have to finish writing the paper, and explain all of this.

The paper will get bounced around a bunch of times, jostling all the numbers until they go in some place where they look like they’ll fit. I’ve written some of the paper’s text already. I’ve gotten disgusted with it and rewrote it.

Tonight Word crashed, so I had to rewrite big swaths of it for a third time. That’s a frustrating experience, but it makes it better. And while I never wish my documents to disappear right off the computer screen, they can always be a great deal better.

If I can get nine or 10 pages in my section I’ll feel wordy. Hopefully it’ll be a good contribution. Back to it, then.


25
Jun 12

Fore!

Golfers, even woeful hacks like me, should never let cobwebs grow on their golf bag. And yet they have. We haven’t played since we moved into the new house, so at least two years. And maybe closer to three. Who can say?

But we have the opportunity next month to play on a course of some fabled significance and we are now working under the impression that a few short rounds between now and then at the local municipal course will improve our game to simply galling.

So we asked a friend of ours — when he met each of us separately, introduced himself by asking if we golfed — to walk nine with us today. He’s probably one of the better duffers in town and, maybe, it’ll rub off on us.

Rob

You can pay for golf lessons, but simple instructions go just as far for people like me — the guy who can hit most every stick in his bag, just never on command. I noticed … come to think of it … that he spent more time coaching The Yankee than he did with me. But I did get some nice putting advice. Nicklaus knows I need it.

Now The Yankee …

Rob

We’ll, she’s just naturally athletic. Good at everything. Check her out on the seventh hole:


24
Jun 12

Catching up

Where homeless pictures land, happy to find some place to finally belong after too much floating on my phone or my camera or on the desktop or in Photoshop.

My pictures have a very transient life, it seems.

This edition has about two weeks worth of material. It is like going back in time, of a sort.

You are here. We saw this somewhere in Tennessee. The trailer wasn’t much more specific than that. But visitors could rest comfortably in the knowledge that, as soon as an errant ash from the owner’s dangling cigarette caught the breeze they might very literally be somewhere else:

sign

Crabford, the pool crab, says hello. He rides around in the car a lot, too:

Crabford

This folk art can be found at one of the booths at Moe’s Original Bar-B-Q, where the biggest mistake they’ve ever made is encouraging people to scribble on their walls. If you’re having trouble picking out the detail, the crudely drawn character on the left is a terrified “Guy from Alabama.” The heroic and vibrant illustration on the right they’ve labeled as “Aubie Tiger.”

graffiti

Perhaps I’m a traditionalist, but I liked it better when this was still painted on barns.

Clark Byers, an Alabama native, painted this on barns in 19 states, ranging from 1937 until 1969. He had about 900 barns under his built, offering to give the buildings a new coat of paint if the farmer would let him put the famous slogan on the roof. He died in 2004 at the age of 89. I remember writing that year “We can never look at barns the same.”

Rock City

Well, I have a terrific life and asking for much more would just sound greedy. So, fortune accomplished:

fortune

The Yankee on the Ocoee River, near Benton, Tenn.:

River

The ones where she pretends to fall in the river we’ll just keep in the family collection:

River

We have an old grill brush tucked under the roof of the back porch, conveniently located next to the grill. Last year the squirrels stole it twice. (They couldn’t figure out how to get it over the privacy fence, apparently.) This year they’ve just decided to skip the takeout menu:

squirrel

After a while I managed to get Allie to notice:

Alliesquirrel

A few days later she took a nap with some of her toys. This is one spoiled kitteh:

Allie

We went to the local bike club’s time trials last week, just to watch. This guy hammered it home:

sign

They post the participants’ times on the website later. I did the course the next day. I’m slower than everyone that showed up that evening:

sign


23
Jun 12

Bikes and cycling for gawking

More bikes to check out from this morning’s race. If you’d like to contribute to my Cervelo fund (now standing at $0!) I would think you the most awesome reader ever. Please make donations in amounts divisible by $100.

(I kid about all of this, of course. These are very nice bikes, though.)

Specialized

Cervelo

Trek

Cervelos

I spend a few minutes every so often looking for a great deal on a bike like those. Still looking.

My bike is nice too, mind you, but decidedly more … entry level.

Some of the racers, finishing strong today:

cycling

You’ll notice that both of these guys are already out of their shoes. They’ll hit the the ground running barefoot about 75 feet from here, ready to transition into the running portion of their sprint triathlon:

cycling

cycling

He’s not waving, but changing hand positions to leap from his saddle and turn into a runner:

cycling

Finishing strong:

cycling

cycling


23
Jun 12

The big aquabike race

For three years at least — since we started riding spin bikes one summer, or maybe even longer — The Yankee has toyed with the idea of competing in an aquabike event. This is a swim and bike, or a triathlon without the run, though purists would, I’m sure disagree with that as a oversimplification.

This summer has been the first time she’s been able to put it in her schedule. She’s on the master’s swim team at Auburn. Between doing laps and doing work she’s been riding her bike as well. And today there was a sprint triathlon — one in a series of six — in Georgia. They offered an aquabike component. And so we finally got to see it happen.

The race was at Indian Springs State Park which, like so much of Georgia, is in the middle of a rolling, rural countryside that features pine trees, pastureland and not much else. So we stayed last night in lovely Macon, and woke up and were on the road before sunrise. The race started at 8 a.m., which was great because everything wrapped up at 11 a.m., when the sun remembered it was June and turned ridiculous.

But we were, watching everyone get read as the golden rays filtered through the pines:

aquabike

We’d registered yesterday, so that left only putting things in the transition area just so and getting numbers painted on your limbs and donning those fetching swim caps. They started the race, triathlete or no, on the basis of which cap color you had. Every group meant a different thing. The yellows were younger men. The green color caps, worn by older gentlemen, swam away three minutes later. Then came the purples, pinks and red for everyone else. The Yankee wore a red cap in the novice group, which pushed off 12 minutes after the yellows started the race. Perhaps this was the wrong category.

aquabike

Getting her game face on. Or wondering how you’re supposed to be able to see in lake water.

aquabike

Here’s the group’s start. They are swimming clockwise in a giant half-circle around five orange buoys. Those 600 meters look a lot different in open water than in the pool, I’d bet.

She got off to a good start in the swim, which is her stronger of the two events. She said she got off course at one point — which is precisely why I don’t swim in these things, my kick is so awful I’d go around in a circle — and had to correct. And then she started catching people in the groups in front of her, who swam away three minutes before she did.

On the other end of the manmade beach I settled in right where the competitors were coming out of the water. They swam the last 200 hundred meters into the rising sun, so very few people knew they’d arrived at the end.

I have a series of pictures of her coming out of the water, her red cap in contrast to the bulk of the pink-cap wearing group behind her. She’d put more than three minutes into a few dozen people in just the swim. (And later was displeased with how long she was in the water.)

In this race you stride out of the water and run maybe 30 yards across a narrow beach. And then you jog uphill:

aquabike

This is on a sidewalk to the park’s lakehouse, where you turn right, run parallel another 50 or 60 feet to the beach, turn left and then have another incline to get into the area where your bike is waiting for you. It is a long run after a smart swim.

You put on your helmet and walk your bike out of the corral and to the “mount here” line. You climb on and immediately hit two rollers, a stop sign (that I imagine everyone ignored) and then a nice little windy exit to the park. You turn left and then climb hills for two miles. After that you’ve got a dozen miles of ground to cover, mostly rolling, but also some really nice flat distance.

I rode this yesterday and figured the early hills would hurt, but that she’d have a great ride the rest of the way. I was topping out in the low 30s on some of the flat stuff, and The Yankee’s bike is geared to give her a little more power on the flats than mine.

So I tried to stake out a good place just before the finish line back in the park, where shadows and light were playing tricks on the swiftly moving cyclists. The first guy back, by the way, completed the swim and the bike in less than 50 minutes. I assume he went on to have a masterfully impressive run and total sprint triathlon time as well. He was wearing an aero helmet, which seemed a bit excessive for the Georgia quasi-recreational race, but whatever made his head happy, I guess.

And, naturally, I found my spot and was largely alone for half an hour enjoying the morning and then the early returning cyclists all by myself. When my wife comes back through, working hard and looking good, this entire family walked right in front of my shot. So I have some fuzzy ones, thanks random family of ill-timed people. Now she’ll just have to do another race.

Which, after she’d stored her bike, tore off her helmet and did the final few yards of running across the finish line, she said she would do again.

That was about the third thing she said actually. First she asked for permission of the race volunteers to die. Fearing the paperwork, they said no. She did except their offer for a water, though. And then, later, she said it was a great race. Except for that first transition. And, when they posted times, she thought her swim could be better. But her ride was great. She did it today faster than I did it yesterday. We’ll just credit adrenaline for that.

She ate bagels and oranges and drank water and we tried to stay out of the sun while the rest of the field came in. She got cleaned up, we moved the car closer to the crowd and loaded our gear back in and on it. Just before the awards came through one of the last finishers. And just after they started handing out plaques and medals the last female racer, an older woman who finished strong, crossed the line. Not too far behind her came the last man, who was racing in the 75-79 division.

What did you do on your Saturday morning? Because that septuagenarian completed a sprint-triathlon. He swam 600 meters, biked 14.3 (I saw him come back in, looking serene and at ease) and then ran a 5K over a hilly course. Late 70s. How was your Saturday? Mine involved standing in the shade.

At the end of everything, when the official scores were tabulated through the magical powers of race software and the vagaries of USAT rules The Yankee was counted not as a novice, but as a third-place finisher in the women’s aquabike.

aquabike

She was just two minutes out of first place. Her swim was four minutes slower than her pool time and we know nothing about transitions. So, yeah, we’re going to be competitive about this sport now.

More to come later.