May, 2012


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May 12

Hey look! Something shiny!

I was going to write a bit about baseball tonight, and all through Saturday. That was originally the plan. The grading is almost done. The weather is just agonizingly perfect. That’s not a good description. Let me try again.

You know that one moment around Christmas that you aren’t obsessing over presents, traffic, wrapping paper, relatives or cooking? That moment where the moment settles on you nice and quietly? That’s the same moment you get on mild Fourth of July evenings if you get a gentle little breeze. That bit of easy peace, that’s what the weather feels like right now.

It’ll be in the 90s next week, but what we have now we have to soak up, low 80s, light breezes, beautiful skies, brilliant sun, quiet nights. Perfect springtime weather.

So the weather is behaving marvelously. I’ve made serious headway in the grading. (Almost done in fact!) This is the last weekend of regular season baseball. Our plan was to eat a lot of peanuts.

And before I could even zoom in:

Florida

Florida had a 5-0 run by the time Auburn collected their fifth out of the game. One of those nights.

This might have been the highlight:

CreedeSimpson

Creede Simpson got back to first safely. On the next pitch he’d bluff a steal. The catcher threw down to second, missed the shortstop and the ball sailed into center. Simpson stayed at first. He was, literally, staring at his shoes.

So it was that kind of night. But Florida is the second or third ranked team in the nation depending on which poll you use. These guys are almost a AAA team. Oh, look, something shiny!

crane

That’s hanging from a crane over the lot that formerly was Sewell Hall behind right field. They tore that old dorm down for a new one recently and the work crews are quickly building a new one. There are three cranes on the job right now, that’s hanging over the pine trees tonight.

Florida won 6-0 over Auburn. It was a game where not much went right. But there’s always tomorrow.

And there’s the new decoration for the top of the blog that came out of the game:

Creede


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May 12

Still grading things

I will only say this about the grading of things: it takes time.

But you get a lot of pleasant surprises in final papers. Some of them are of the “Nice job!” variety. Others are a pleasure derived from seeing a student’s hard work, or how far they’ve come. Others are purely unintentional.

For example, somewhere early in the school year we made a joke about the word plethora in a news story. It was funny, we had a good laugh and one of the editors of the Crimson tried to sneak it into copy whenever he could, as a way to amuse us.

I ran across that word in a final paper today and now I no longer think of it as simply a Three Amigos bit:

Now it is a teaching moment. The word, not the scene from the movie.

This could be used in a classroom. Ken Burns’ enthusiasm is still contagious:

And, finally, this. This was on television late tonight. I wish it wasn’t. I watched an hour, mortified, before I could finally stop:

I saw Pauly Shore years ago. (Don’t judge me. I took a date who I knew loved his gimmick.) He does a decent standup routine. His father opened for him. Dad killed.


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May 12

Grading things that need to be graded

That time of the year. This is finals week. Grades are due next Monday. I have papers and things to read. That will be a lot of the rest of the week.

And also baseball.

The last peanuts of the season:

peanuts

One of my favorite things to say this baseball season has been commenting on the ingenious of these legumes. You drop them, you can still eat them!

It truly is the little things.

Auburn romped to an 11-3 victory over FAMU last night. That game was over in the first. Tonight’s game had a less desirable outcome.

Auburn let a two-run lead slip away when Jacksonville State scored four times in the fourth. The Gamecocks added two more runs in the fifth and another pair in the seventh. Auburn had responded with one run in the fifth frame and then four more in the seventh.

The Tigers trailed by one as they headed to the bottom of the ninth. Auburn stranded three runners and that’s where the last non-conference game of the year ended. Auburn lost 8-7, having committed three more errors which led to two runs.

So they’re hovering near .500. They’ve clinched an appearance in the conference tournament, but you have to have a winning record to be eligible for the NCAA tournament. And, to close the season, Auburn hosts third-ranked Florida this weekend. No biggie.

Fun note: If you go to Chipotle and put on a show for the people working behind the counter they’ll write on your aluminum foil-covered burrito:

burritos


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May 12

A gunpowder tale

And now, a story from Saturday.

As mentioned here previously we met a very nice guy at his barbecue joint for lunch. The owner, who was busy cooking in the back, came out to talk to everyone to check on our meals. Somehow we got on the subject of being from out of town. These folks are from Birmingham. He’s from Savannah. We’re from Auburn. There’s a wedding, and so on.

Somehow we got on the subject of The Yankee being from Connecticut.

I think he even called her a Yankee.

He then reached into the pocket of his overalls and pulled out a .45. She jumped. We laughed. It was a great joke.

She was genuinely afraid, but he was just making a joke, of course. She tried to hide behind me. Someone pointed out she’d need to get more cover than that.

Sometime later he went back out to his truck and brought back his AR-15.

Yankee

Not to worry. He cleared it. Someone else at the table cleared it. I cleared it. And then we gave it to her.

Several years ago someone let her hold a 9 mm and she felt nauseated. Two years ago she shot her first gun, a .22 rifle. Look at her now. (You should see the picture where she shows off her war face.)

The best part: Talking about it later she was recounting how truly scared she was when Big Will pulled out his pistol. The rest of us, all four from the South, agreed that there was nothing to this at all. He was, of course, wearing overalls.

But, yes, he was a very nice guy, with plenty of ammunition.


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May 12

Happy Mother’s Day!

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