February, 2012


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Feb 12

Monday the 13th

Shouldn’t this really be the scary day. The 13th is a 19th century conceit, but the Friday business goes back to The Canterbury Tales at least. So much of Chaucer is often forgotten. Friday is frequently seen as the beginning of a good thing.

Monday the 13th still offends the apostolic notion of completeness. And yet we’re all back at the office. Monday the 13th. That’s disconcerting. Imagine the marketing the Jason people could have had there.

Chaucer to Jason in under 45 words. And they said it couldn’t be done.

(The exception to this hasty Friday the 13 is a good day idea being if you are paying for a service. Think long and hard about tire rotation or a roof repair done on Friday. Those diligent and hardworking people could be distracted by thoughts of the weekend too.)

Monday the 13th is a good day here. A great day, even. They often are. Taught a class, answered a lot of questions, discussed resumes and style. Generally tried to be helpful. Wrapped up a few small projects. Got handed a few more. Great Monday. For a 13th, that is.

I love this. Some of our classrooms have old newspapers on display. Some of the newspapers are national, historical front pages. This one is from the first issue of the 1925 edition of the Howard Crimson. The paper was just 10 years old at the time when students were still studying on the old Eastlake campus. This was a front page ad. Imagine the scandal of such a notion!

Blach's

They led fashion, they did not chase it. What a great ad. Someone should run a mini campaign in this still today, just to see how it stands out from the contemporary fare.

Blach’s was a family-owned department store chain founded in 1885 by German immigrant Julius Blach. At it’s peak in the 1960s and 1970s they had five stores. In 1987, Blach’s filed a Chapter 11 bankruptcy, but the reorganization couldn’t revive the company and they closed for good that same year. The invaluable BhamWiki records:

During the 1945 printers’ strike, which stopped the publication of all three of Birmingham’s daily newspapers, WAPI-AM posted news stories in two of Blach’s windows, organized by various categories. The resulting crowds, according to Time magazine, “all but blocked traffic past the store.”

The Blach’s building started as the Hood, built in 1890 to serve as the storefront for the Hood-Yielding General Merchandise Store. In 1910 it was converted into the 100-room Bencor Hotel and in 1935 it took the Blach name.

Here’s a view from just a few years after that ad. And this is it today:

It sat stagnant for much of the time after bankruptcy and was renovated in 2007, before the bank foreclosed in 2009. Now you can rent a loft there, apparently with the original hardwood.

Do you know what’s great about 100-year-old hardwood? No splinters! Makes every Monday better.


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Feb 12

Catching up

Of all the random Auburn folk art — this stuff becomes generational or iconic, it ages well or it disappears — I’ve never run across this one. But in my quixotic quest to get my car fixed I found this in the office of a body shop. The tiger ate the Alabama A logo. And the poor predator looks miserable:

Sign

If you look closely, however, you might realize that it isn’t folk art. That’s why it would be unfamiliar to young eyes. It is, in fact a newspaper editorial cartoon. Someone clipped it from the Mobile Press Register and had it matted and framed. I believe the date says 1985. That tiger and Bo Jackson ate the A.

I wonder what was on the other side of the newsprint.

At the famous Drop It Like It’s Hot church on one of my bike rides:

Sign

Coach Frank Tolbert, you see, is such an important man that near the end of his career he gets both sides of the church sign. That’s a rarity in this part of the world, where a common approach is to assume that the people going east might need a different message than the people going west.

When I was in college I had the good fortune to broadcast the postseason run for one of Tolbert’s trips to the Final Four in basketball. He is a stern, but kind man. He doesn’t suffer nonsense, but it isn’t hard to see how the kids he works with are where he starts and stops. The community has been fortunate to have his help in shaping lives for more than four decades.

Sign

This gas station cover is at Niffer’s, hence the charming graffiti and the unfortunate security sticker. (Pro tip: When people sign their names to things, don’t put an adhesive on that surface. That isn’t advertising, it is an annoyance.)

Sign

Interesting, though, is to wonder how old this thing is. Niffers just turned 20 last year, so it could be in that ball park. But it has to be earlier. Note the total sale. No one anticipated you buying more than $9.99 at a time from this pump. The price registered in cents per gallon. (As it should, say car drivers everywhere.)

Sort of makes you miss the old days of the plastic tumbling numbers rather than the digital displays now sucking your wallet dry.

Directly above our table at Niffers, meanwhile:

Sign

Phone numbers were four digits when that sign was installed at its original location. Dunlop & Harwell is still around today, but it is a small firm. You don’t see many of their signs, metal or otherwise.


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Feb 12

Joe Greene, still taking gifts from strangers

Cold. So cold. Made all the worse because all of winter has been so delightfully mild. It isn’t even terribly cold, he said as the wind chill hit 14 degrees in the late hour, the skin just isn’t prepared for it. The last time I went out, to fetch Chinese take out, the wind chill was a balmy 19.7 degrees.

The first sound I heard today was the neighbor’s daughter’s basketball goal falling over in the driveway. There was a breeze this morning. So let’s do yardwork!

The Yankee is spreading soil and removing old debris from one of the flower beds. We’re tilling. We’re digging. We’re removing rocks. It’ll be in the 60s by midweek. This is a hard time of year to figure.

We are simultaneously under a hard freeze warning and a fire weather warning.

And now, a comparison of two Joe Greene commercials.

“Mr. Greene … you played a great game. As a demonstration of my appreciation I’d like to offer to help or, failing that, insist that you enjoy this Coke in the hopes that its restorative powers help you find your A-game in time for next week’s matchup, at which time I will see you again.”

“Hey kid!” Toss jersey, jingle out.

“Mr. Greene? Mr. Greene?”

You’re a bit older and harder of hearing.

“Want my Downy Unstoppables?”

I make awkward faces while I try to stretch this container into people’s laundry rooms or, failing that, into people’s subconscious.

“Really. You can have it. (That’s what the cue card says, Joe!)”

Joe takes it, sniffs, so amazed by the smells that the angels begin to drown out the stadium crowd.

She turns, “See ya around.” Clearly bummed because a few generations ago Joe Greene just gave his jerseys away. And this would be a terrific e-bay opportunity. But no. He has to smell the darn Unstoppables some more. It is like they are … unstoppable.

Clearly, she’s pouting twice as hard as the kid in the original. (The football legend says, in a making of the commercial interview, that the kid was disappointed because he only intended to share the Coke, but Mean Joe Green drank it all.)

Realizing he is typecast, Greene tosses the jersey once more. But the scent is too strong — her olfactory nerves having intercepted the odious game time exertions — and she throws it back.

He waits half a beat and looks into the camera. “Last time I’m doing this.”

Read: “I’m in the Hall of Fame, and I have six Super Bowl rings. But I wanted to buy a nice gift for someone and this came with a hefty check. Stop trying to recreate this spot in jetways.”

Actually the Los Angeles Times quotes him, “It didn’t take much to convince me” to reprise the spot. So maybe I have that wrong. Perhaps he misses when people would make that joke at the airport. Maybe you should try it and see.

Let me know how that works out for you. I will not recite commercial lines to Mean Joe.


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Feb 12

Emailed items are Undefeated

Email on the wane according to a new ComScore report, as relayed by Alan Mutter:

The use of email has plunged by more than 30% in the last year among consumers under the age of 24, owing to the increased use of texting and Facebook to stay in touch.

[…]

A primary activity among wired individuals since the arrival of the Internet, email use in the last 12 months fell by more than 30% for those under the age of 24 and stayed absolutely flat among those aged 24-44, according to the audience measuring service. As illustrated below, only those aged 45-54 are pecking out more emails today than they were a year ago.

Twenty-two percent of the remainder is in my inbox. Six percent spam, eight percent meant for someone else.

I’m presently inundated with emails from seemingly every agency east of the Rockies that ships cars. Someone is intent on shipping their Volkswagen Jetta from Philadelphia to Chattanooga. The going rate, I can confidently say, ranges between $400 and $550. And the car transport people? They are big on correspondence.

Shipped off the headlight lamp that was supposed to fit my car, but did not fit my car. I clicked the buttons on Amazon, printed the return file, put everything back in the original boxes and carried it to the UPS store. That’s where you can buy UPSes.

The door just about pinched my finger off going in. The two guys working there feigned a mild concern. They were helping a young lady on crutches. She had all of their sympathy. Even the pre-existing injury on my finger didn’t win the day. I didn’t mind. The thing I printed meant I didn’t have to pay for shipping.

Amazon gives you several reasons to return your purchase. Some of them are very nuanced reasons, but some of them mean the difference between you paying a restocking fee, a shipping fee or nothing at all. Fortunately my reason to return the thing meant the seller was footing the bill. And that’s the first thing in the car drama that has worked in my favor.

Snuck in a few quick miles on the bike this evening. It is February, but it is finally turning cold. I could tell on my ride. Still nice and mild when I left home, but about two-thirds of the way through the ride I found myself in the shivers.

Tomorrow we’ll have big winds and maybe the 40s. I’ll just have to wait that out and pile it on Sunday afternoon.

Watched The Undefeated:

If they edited trailers like they do today Rock Hudson would have been a total scene stealer, John Wayne would have punched someone and the love interest would have been slipped in at the end. And then Rock Hudson would say something like “Finding ourselves outnumbered is a fact of life we’ve gotten used to!”

That’s just before the conversation between Hudson’s fleeing rebels and the soon-to-be assaulting Mexican bandits. Their detente doesn’t go well. The bad guys attack. They are turned back by the confederates and then ambushed twice, first by Wayne’s calvary and then by Wayne’s adopted son’s friends.

Later a Juarista general double-crosses Hudson. After a speech, an execution, dilemma and then a running gunfight that takes place in a barely controlled horse stampede we reach the conclusion. And there it is hard to picture a colonel and family man, in the next-to-last scene, having a toast with the man who’d previously held them all hostage.

There had to be at least 100 people shot and killed in the movie, which held a G rating.

Which is better than three percent of the email currently sitting in my spam folder.


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Feb 12

My grandfather’s textbooks

This is the continuation of a mini-section on the site with the purpose of enjoying and poking fun at the illustrations in some of my grandfather’s old books.

Aubrabooks

Remember, this isn’t an examination of elementary school in rural Alabama of the 1940s, but just a good excuse to show reprints of pictures. Here are the next two pages from a science text. You can also see selections from his literature book.