October, 2011


14
Oct 11

Dear sir

Spent a significant portion of the day doing my most favorite computer chore ever: going from Excel to Word in a repetitive fashion. There’s a database in a spreadsheet that must be displayed in another way.

Copy, click, paste, return, return, format, scroll. Page break, click, copy, click, repeat.

There’s probably an easier way to do this. Someone will send me an email about it. And you’re brilliant someone’s for doing so. It wouldn’t have helped today, though.

From this effort letters will be mailed, in support of emails and phone calls already made. There may be another round of one of those. Our department is thorough in its correspondence.

I worked on this project last weekend, when this was my view, come to think of it:

autumn

Autumn is here. But not there. That picture is from our trip to Indiana. That much autumn has not arrived in our part of the world yet. The evenings are cool, the nights are sharply crisp. Everything is still green, as we expect it to be. The high today was 81. Tomorrow is 85. Last night I could see my breath while standing over steaks on the grill. Autumn is a quirky thing this far south.

But, hey, a section of that tree is now the big picture on the rest of the site, so that’s why the wide angle shot is here.

Brian is here. He’s down for the football game. We stood in line for hours for dinner tonight. Don’t go out to eat on a homegame weekend. One day we’ll learn.


13
Oct 11

Math and rain, and also traffic

storm

I drove through that this morning. As it was later described, by several people, as “Suddenly here” and “hurricane-like.”

That last description came from a writer, so we’ll excuse the hyperbole. Even still, it was an imposing wall of active weather.

And I drove through two of them. The second was less impressive, but no less guilty of fraying the nerves of other drivers. Apparently it has been a while since it rained here — checking the drought monitor, why, yes, severe and extreme drought — because no one remembers how to drive in this stuff.

“I seem to recall something about hazard lights and … what was that other thing? Oh, BRAKES!”

Usually, applying a little less pressure to the accelerator and coasting to a speed slightly more comfortable allows one to press on, but not these good drivers. No sir. Today was a 45-mile-per-hour rain, which is to say that’s the speed I could safely maintain on the interstate in the heart of the storm.

Old timers remember a time of a 10-mile-per-hour rain, but their grandchildren, at Thanksgiving, just sigh and roll their eyes. “Not the monsoon story again, grandpa … ”

I recall stopping more with my grandparents in the rain than I’ve done myself, and my grandfather was a truck driver. He’d know from road weather. I have stopped for rain exactly twice in my driving career. Once it was raining so hard I mildly feared for my life. The other time it was merely difficult to see. And I believe it was late in the day and all the crazies were on the road.

No problems in the storms today, though, happily. The pine tree frontier was uneventful. Made it back to civilization just as the roads dried and the traffic thinned. I was able to stop by an engraving shop and ordered gifts for this year’s inductees to the Samford JMC Wall of Fame. Two gentlemen, alumni, success stories, are going on the great wall. They also need plaques.

Visited one of my banks, where I filled out paperwork. I will not be surprised at all to receive a phone call in three weeks informing me that the paperwork was incorrectly done and will need further attention. The helpful young teller was new and she knew as much about this particular procedure as I did. And I’m sure this will cost me $6. Processing fees, you understand.

On campus I received marching orders. I marched to and fro, doing things that were asked of me. I discovered, just before class, that I’d almost duplicated a colleague’s plan, almost to the letter. This required a last minute change of plans for my afternoon lecture.

I discussed math for journalists. Everyone wins.

Here I wrote some other things, my browser crashed and the WordPress draft sequence didn’t kick in. This is frustrating, but you’re not missing much. There was a story about bumper-to-bumper traffic and how, for the first time in the history of overcrowded interstates and freeway construction, it was beneficial. There was also a whimsical anecdote about the moon, which was lovely tonight.

I made this, though, so enjoy. I’ve put a few of these up here in the past, but not for some time. Thought I’d do this one, since I shot it from the hip today and remembered how much I like raindrops on glass. Something about the focus of the droplets and the blurring of the world beyond. I want to write about rain, there’s some great meaning behind it all, but precipitation isn’t my strongest subject matter, it seems. Best leave it to the experts:

rain

Rain more. We need it.


12
Oct 11

Auburn exonerated; terms Bammerfreude, Urbanfreude, Mullenfreude coined

Cam

On a dark Thursday last November I remember finding myself in a tough spot, thinking: Either an institution I love or members of the journalism profession will be embarrassed.

Sorry national sportswriters, couldn’t happen to a better class of folks. From al.com:

The NCAA did not find any major rules violations in Auburn’s signing of quarterback Cam Newton and has concluded its investigation.

The NCAA enforcement staff also concluded its investigation into charges by four former players on HBO who accused the school of providing extra benefits. Again, it found no wrongdoing.

The NCAA issued a statement Wednesday saying it interviewed more than 50 people to see if Auburn provided Newton or his family improper benefits. The NCAA said it could not find any reason to keep the investigation open because its findings did not meet a “burden of proof” that Auburn did anything wrong in signing the quarterback who led the Tigers to the national title last season.

And, also:

The NCAA took some of the constant scrutiny to task, saying charges must “meet a burden of proof, which is a higher standard than rampant public speculation online and in the media.”

“The allegations must be based on credible and persuasive information,” the NCAA said.

As I would tell any journalism student, or anyone else: your assertion does not mean evidence.

Cam

(Apparently true to my word, I did not write much about this here over the last year. In the archives I find two mentions. One, here, just after this “story” broke and something else the night Newton declared for the NFL draft.)

Just because why not:

Toomers

War Eagle.


11
Oct 11

Two plus too equals …

Health status: Still here. Still sickly, but there are moments of improvement. Then I make the mistake of thinking I can stop taking pills.

Twenty-two minutes later I can’t breathe again. So back to the pills. Four minutes later the chest-quaking, throat-burning, head-aching coughs return. And so there’s the Nyquil. To keep the bugs guessing, I sometimes change it up for Robitussin.

I’ve taken enough of this stuff that I’m beginning to acquire the taste. This should be a gustational impossibility, so you do what anyone would after drinking the stuff for several days: check the expiration date. Still valid, so it must be me.

I can’t taste much else just now, but the Robitussin, well, that’s just got a hint of a cherry and an undertone of oak.

Breakfast with The Yankee this morning at the local breakfast place. This is a rare treat that we’ve come to enjoy. Fresh biscuits, tasty bacon and a leisurely time to sit and chat about nothing of consequence. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, especially if there is a BLT involved.

Spent about five hours working on a math for journalists lecture. That’s always one the students love. “Math? I’m in a writing major!”

I can sympathize. Felt the same way, but then you find yourself writing a story, or a press release and there’s percent changes and per capita and then you have to mix that with things like strong verbs and now you’ve found yourself writing with numbers. It has happened before.

So that was a lot of today. The numbers have to be just so.

Returning to an old feature that hasn’t yet been completed. Here’s the resurrection of the Glomerata covers:

59Glomerata

These are annual volumes of the Auburn University yearbook, which I collect. Here are three new additions to the Glomerata section as we begin the sometimes tumultuous 1960s.

Since this hasn’t been here in a long time, you might need a refresher. Start at the beginning, here. For a more detailed look at some select Gloms try here.

The plan is to return this to a regular weekly feature until we work our way through the full list of covers. This will take some time.

Also, the September photo gallery has been completed. And, for good measure, the October photo gallery is up and running.

And now to write a math exercise …


10
Oct 11

The video that wraps the weekend

It is Monday — I am on fall break. There is a chill in the air. It is raining. I am still sick. (At times I think I am getting better; other times my sinuses and respiratory system are in full revolt.)

So, naturally today is a lot of fun.

Here’s a quick video from Saturday in South Bend, though. Aviation buffs will love the clips around the :45 second mark. Enjoy the whole thing:

All of this was shot on the iPhone and edited on my Macbook, during which I had the sniffles, the hacking coughs or the shivers.

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, eh?