May, 2011


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May 11

I am unseasonably cool all week

This is May. And I’m writing this from the Deep South — so deep and so far south it requires capital letters — and the high temperature today was 66. Odd. But by and large a wonderful day.

I rode the bike for a while, down the big hill of death near home and then up the corresponding hills of shame past the two roads of unobservant drivers. Having negotiated all of that I pressed on through a red light and down the road a few more miles of country roads to a stop sign. And when I got there I turned around, gritted through the hills and took a left at the light. From there I pressed on as fast as my little spent legs would take me, hung a right into the subdivision and struggled up the ascent of embarrassment.

And the weather was so nice I didn’t even break a sweat.

So I cleaned up, watered the plants and went frame shopping. I have a backlog of things to frame and hang, but I am thrifty and frames are pricey. So I look for reasonable frames holding unfortunate prints, or cheap frames at places like Big Lots. That place is a closeout store, which means the tacky things that didn’t sell somehow make it there. Things like this. Who says “Oh I need that in the dining room!” Or, maybe this is more your style.

I’m putting this in our house.

Somehow I managed to resist the temptation to purchase the foosball coffee table:

Foosball

They missed their price point, though. You can get a real and full-sized table for a similar amount of coin.

This was the site when I left the store:

Stormy

Pretty ominous, but nothing came of it. A few minutes later the clouds were low and dramatic, but they pushed off without a peep.

Stormy

Hit an outlet store, but realized they are having a sale Friday so I’ll go back. Hit World Market, because why not? Picked up a few food items at the grocery store, too. They will almost fight you to carry out your groceries when you have a cart full. You bring it to the register by hand, and they put it in two bags, and you’re on your own.

Strolled around, took a few pictures, had dinner, put some time into a project I have in the works and thought about closing the windows. It was cold. Hit 52 degrees tonight. The weather is lovely, but decidedly un-Maylike. Makes you wonder what’s in store.


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May 11

“I do not sell to Alabama fans”

Nice to know that, even as fans prove their humanity in the midst of stupidity and tragedy, we can still recognize it as a rivalry.

This is before the first game on Saturday.

He had a good patter, and worked on this theme for most of the first game.

Never did he see him sell to an Alabama fan.

(This has also been published at The War Eagle Reader which called me a “video legend.” These clips are good, but they’ve only gotten about 1,500 views so far. I hardly think qualifies as legendary, but thanks Jeremy!)


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May 11

Alabama at Auburn, game three


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May 11

Alabama at Auburn, game two


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May 11

Alabama at Auburn, game one