November, 2010


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Nov 10

My last class

We met this morning, discussed a book chapter, watched a few videos, talked a bit about experiments and the university’s Institutional Review Board. We talk about them a lot.

We talked about our professor’s newest family addition. His wife just had a daughter. We talked movies — strictly professional — and then we thanked our professor. It was well-deserved; his was one of the better class experiences I’ve had in the program.

I met with one of my committee members and we discussed my upcoming comps question.

I walked out of the building, chatting with one of the journalism professors. Like that, my two years of classes had ended. There’s a final paper in the media effects class, and then comps in January and then the dissertation, but the classwork is done.

I picked up a symbolic gift for my mother. I’ll give it to her next year when I finally finish the entire program. I had lunch a celebratory plate of my favorite vegetables.

It isn’t comfort food, but close enough. The downside being that I fought the rest of the day to stay awake. I didn’t pull an all-nighter last night, but came close. I slept for just a bit, and enjoyed an early evening nap before dinner.

I took pictures of random things, but you’ll see them Sunday. It was a good, tired, fun day.


10
Nov 10

1939 World’s Fair

Tinkering with the atom leads to gigantism!

Pharmaceuticals!

Plastics!

It isn’t so hard to see why people in 1939 were so consumed with the possibility of the future. Now if only there was a way I could put my gigantic pills in a Tupperware bowl to keep them fresh …

See the latest installments from the fair guide here. Start at the beginning of the tour here.


10
Nov 10

The no continuity update

Tomorrow is Veterans Day, and today marks the 235th anniversary of the creation of a fine force of warriors. There’s a long line of Marines in my family and I’m thinking of theme today. One of them lost a leg in Vietnam, others served in more peaceful times.

A few years ago we watched a battalion graduation at Parris Island. I spent two years there is a child and watched countless graduations. I don’t remember any of them, but I think of the men I saw four years ago. I think of these young Marines today, and I hope they are safe and still serving proudly.

Semper Fidelis, Marines.

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That’s this evening at Samford. Evenings being relative. Three weeks ago that same time was the afternoon. At any rate I was walking from one errand to a meeting and had the best view. By the time I made it back to the office it was completely dark. And that shouldn’t happen.

Spent the better part of my night working on a paper for my media effects class. I wrote, revised, edited, re-wrote and moved things up and down until it didn’t make sense any more. That’s when I quit, having achieved a level of perfection that is not easily reached. Tomorrow I’ll wake up and realize two or three things that I should have added, but you should live by this motto: Print early, never second guess.

That’s a great motto, but hardly a practical one. I’ll continue on with this paper until the bitter end — trying to massage every possible detail into a very finite, five-page space — and hope my professor makes sense of it as well.

Random fun: In 1995 Dr. Clifford Stoll could see no future to this Internet thing. Newsweek, a fine brand today weakened by both content and their very name and now being absorbed by The Daily Beast, published his scribblings:

Visionaries see a future of telecommuting workers, interactive libraries and multimedia classrooms. They speak of electronic town meetings and virtual communities. Commerce and business will shift from offices and malls to networks and modems. And the freedom of digital networks will make government more democratic.

Remember, this is 1995.

(T)he Internet is one big ocean of unedited data, without any pretense of completeness. Lacking editors, reviewers or critics, the Internet has become a wasteland of unfiltered data. You don’t know what to ignore and what’s worth reading.

Sound like any curators (or journalists or producers) you know?

Then there’s cyberbusiness (sic). We’re promised instant catalog shopping—just point and click for great deals. We’ll order airline tickets over the network, make restaurant reservations and negotiate sales contracts. Stores will become obselete (sic). So how come my local mall does more business in an afternoon than the entire Internet handles in a month? Even if there were a trustworthy way to send money over the Internet—which there isn’t—the network is missing a most essential ingredient of capitalism: salespeople.

He decries the lack of human interaction, the virtual communities and some sense of isolation.

Dr. Stoll’s Wikipedia page says he’s now mostly a stay-at-home dad and sells custom-made blown glass on the Internet. Good for him.

OK, back to that paper, lest it become an all-nighter.

World’s Fair update will be along in a bit.


9
Nov 10

Tock tick

Need a good college? Samford is on another one of those nice good-value lists. Samford’s overall rank was 80th and is second cheapest in terms of total cost per year, fifth in need-based aid and just eighth in average debt at graduation. So there’s a good value, if you’re looking for a place to attend, consider Samford.

I’ve been in recruiting mode lately, can you tell?

Meanwhile, The Yankee’s alma mater also made the list, Fairfield University, was ranked 85th.

Another fun set of statistics I found today, Wall Street Journal is trying to parse out what your cell phone says about your spending:

The average monthly credit card bill was $6,872 for iPhone users, compared to $5,693 for BlackBerry users, $5,330 for Android users and $5,076 for Windows Mobile.

Happily none of the data in this piece applies to us. We couldn’t afford it, even if you cut the numbers into much, much smaller fractions.

We have a 21st Century problem in the newsroom this evening. The heater is blowing cold. This isn’t unusual. The nice people from the facilities department loaned us some space heaters, with strict rules to be sure to turn them off and unplug them whenever we looked away from them. I think someone suggested that it would be a good idea to turn them off even if we looked askance at the heaters.

When it got cold, we tried out our new toys. That warmed things up a bit.

We learned that the circuit didn’t care for two space heaters. The breaker tripped twice, so we went to just one heater, which warmed things up half as much.

Could be worse. I’ve worked in newsrooms and studios were it was so cold I could barely type. Ours tonight was merely just chilly.

Here’s retrograde fun: These last two days I’ve become aware of the number of clocks for which I’m responsible. I, like you, am disappointed we don’t have better logic chips for every device so these clocks can’t all change themselves. They’re so used to changing anyway, what’s one more tock?

After a certain point precisely matching up your clocks can be a challenge, but that just comes with the territory. To make it a little less tedious I’ve come up with a new game. In the fall I like setting my clocks over a series of several days. You should try it. It feels like you gain a lot of hours that way.

In the spring I concede the point and do them all at once.


8
Nov 10

Delicious

Ever wonder where this came from?

Turns out that line is from Bob Riley, Alabama’s governor.

A spokesman for Riley said he assumed the exchange would wind up in the presidential memoir. It seems Bush never let Riley forget it.

“Throughout the rest of his presidency, President Bush in speaking with Governor Riley would often remind the governor of that conversation they had about Michael Brown,” said spokesman Jeff Emerson.

Riley has long argued that FEMA’s response in Alabama was adequate.

But since hurricanes are big, magnificent things that bring destruction across many states, and apparently Louisiana didn’t figure into the presidential briefing or the statement he made before the press … we’ll just call that an oversight. I’m sure more of them will be revealed in George Bush’s book, which will no doubt lead to hagiography and criticism.

I’ll just wait until the Huffington Post review comes out to see if it’s true that Bush has a weather machine floating off the coast of Africa or whether he purposefully destroyed the levees. I’m guessing that isn’t in the book.

In real life we gave a tour of campus to The Yankee’s parents:

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They had Toomer’s lemonade, and pronounced it delicious. While it was cold Saturday it was beautiful yesterday and will be beautiful for the rest of their visit.

We had an early Thanksgiving dinner with them last night, and we all pronounced it delicious. My mother-in-law made the turkey, and she cooked a great bird. My family is full of terrific cooks, but it wasn’t until The Yankee made one four or five years ago that I knew a turkey could be juicy.

Our realtor came over. That’s service. Three months in and he’s still stopping by. This time for the food. He brought dessert.

Cake

And though it is still a few weeks before the actual Thanksgiving, I could live on that cake alone between now and then.