September, 2010


9
Sep 10

From the Tweet Seats, the Mississippi State game

All I do is win win win …

(There’s been a very involved discussion at The War Eagle Reader and elsewhere of the merits of this song. And it is terrible, but it works in the stadium.)

But I digress. To Starkville, via my cable signal. What follows is a simple copy and paste of my Twitter observations from the game. Just in case, you know, the Library of Congress neglects to archive these particular impressions. Hashtag: War Eagle.

I gotta fever and the only cure is Less cowbells.

That kid at the break is the only cute child in Starkville. #kiddingkidding

Over/under on the number of times Jesse Palmer says “put his foot in the ground”?

You block, you score. Great job @tzacau81!

I’m holding a giant D. @Ren_ is holding a section of picket fence.

Second time this week the University of Alabama has robodialed me. And now during the #Auburn game. University of FAIL.

Boo boos? No wonder Adam James couldn’t get playing time with Mike Leach.

It is amazing that Little Train didn’t make that graphic.

Diaz’s goal is to line up correctly? Surely not. If so Auburn wins by 45.

State should develop a cowbell-vuvuzela hybrid. I smell government grant. #stimulus

Nick Fairley for SGA! #allIdoissacksacksack

Glad to see the replay official could put his cowbell down long enough to review that play.

Look, if you aren’t going to sing the (Hail State) song, State, why make it the commercial?

Demond Washington, he fast. He real fast.

Nick “shoulder separator” Fairley is going to be a great Halloween costume in the SEC this year. #MVP

I’m not saying Tracy Rocker wears Nick Fairley pajamas, but Rocker’s PJs do have the number 90 on them.

Hide ya kids. Hide ya State defense.

Touchdown Auburn! Newton to Adams! I was going to make an “I hear cowbells” joke, but cowbells will now get quiet.

Give Fairley a raise, Cuz.

Cam Newton likes Golden Flake … and bad State defenses.

Cam Newton likes scooters … and bowling over disbelieving defensive backs.

I liked it when plays at the half were called with a smidge more aggression.

Coach, how do you stop Cameron Newton? “Just wrap him up. And take more HGH at halftime.”

“Bring the ring”? Swell the bell would be better.

It isn’t Nick Fairley’s fault that when he lets someone go, gravity reasserts itself and corkscrews that person into the ground.

Field goal at the half looks better now, doesn’t it?

Dan Mullen, you are no longer at Florida. Relf is not Tebow.

State uses one of Auburn’s onside kicks against them. That’s gimmick infringement, man. That ain’t right.

Cam Newton likes puppies … and your laughable attempts at arm tackles.

Cam Newton likes Rocky Road … and facepalming you back into the film room.

@Supurmario27 can’t catch a break tonight.

The umpire couldn’t throw his flag because his name is Bruce Dickensen and he needs more cowbell, baby.

ESPN: No one is kicking, but we’ll get our sponsors on the screen somehow!

I love watching D linemen getting de-cleated.

Yeah, I would have gone for it.

Nick Fairley must have been traumatized by a bulldog as a child. What a savage.

Funny that wasn’t a penalty against State. Meanwhile Bynes gets his machismo on.

Hey, Chizik? Roof? People are picking on Neiko.

Congrats to State, much improved and good atmosphere. Is it too early to start worrying about them for next year?

I believe in Auburn and it has nothing to do with football.


9
Sep 10

Instantly better … because it’s game night

I sat down next to the professor, who is a brilliant and talented man. He is also internationally renowned, our new dean and on my committee. I did pretty well in that choice. I opened that freshly packed binder and he said “Is all of that for this class?”

Those 100 pages of reading, it turns out, wasn’t even the entire assignment. Seems we were missing one chapter, which we discussed at length in my media effects class this morning.

I like that class. We talk about a great many interesting things and I usually feel as if I almost have it all figured out. I don’t, of course, but it is nice to dream.

Spent the rest of the day on the phone, fielding calls for next week’s high school journalism workshop. That’s not entirely true. When I wasn’t on the phone I was writing Emails about the workshop.

It never ceases to amaze me how much time goes into that workshop each year. it takes up about the first three weeks of the term for me, and I don’t even have all the heavy lifting assignments in bringing all of the parts together. We’ll have about 200 students, though, for the all day event. And they always enjoy themselves and learn a great deal.

Check out Google Instant yet? I wrote on Twitter yesterday that this is a search engine that has no time for your fingers, but rather searches your brain.

As “this changes everything” developments go, this on the surface seems to be a subtle one. Everyone’s web is now different. And now better. This only makes Search Engine Optimization even more important, because it is going to change SEO techniques. And that’s where the change here is anything but subtle.

Since you’ll see results now as you type — eliminating that tedious task of hitting “Enter” — you’ll react to the options in front of you. That stimulus is a feedback that will change your search. So SEO will necessarily have to improve, too, if there’s an analytics package on the back end of Instant that shows key strokes and improvements. Google will note what you are searching but, more importantly, what you are refining. That’s going into the great big Google brain and will impact the next person that searches along those same lines. Keystrokes are now key. When users adjust to that the organic experience will probably mutate out of control. Maybe this is how Skynet gets started …

Remember, too, Google also has a social circle feature in their traditional searches on that first page of returns. You can see what your friends and colleagues are saying about the topic you’re presently searching. When that gets tied into Instant you’ll really have something immensely powerful to enhance your personal experience.

Now, if only Google would dabble in providing cell phone signals. I’m driving through the middle of nowhere, trying to speak with a friend who is driving through a place called “50 miles out of Hattiesburg” which is the sort of place with which Nowhere is unfamiliar. Why we bothered, I’m not sure. Every three sentences there is a disconnection.

One day someone in the middle of nowhere might not drop calls. The next day that will become routine and taken for granted. The day after that people will think of us, today, as Lewis and Clark.

Big game tonight. Here’s a little Auburn to get us ready. What is important about The Auburn Creed is what it aspires to be, and what it inspires others to be.

Or, at least, that’s what I thought until I saw this version. When they get to the section on country and home, from Afghanistan, it holds an altogether more important meaning:

War Eagle, beat State. I’ll post the Twitter feed for posterity later.


9
Sep 10

Catember, Day 9

Allie

“Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.” – Jean Burden


8
Sep 10

Just your average unusual day

The paper was put to bed at about 2:30 this morning. I slept for about four hours and then started this new day.

Hit the gym for squats and arms and rode 10 miles on the bike.

Visited Sam’s Club, because I need a new tire for the car. I made the mistake of arriving before my puny little membership would let me in. I could, the nice lady at the door said, upgrade my membership. But I can also wait 20 minutes and save 60 bucks. So I did.

While they put on the new tire I walked around the store. Figured this would be an opportunity to test the microphone on the iPhone in a noisy environment. Also, it was a good time to make fun of product packaging. Most of these jokes aren’t especially good, but the microphone proved better than I expected.

It is sensitive to movement. You can really tell when it is closer to my face based on the sound. Next time I’ll try an attached microphone to see what that sounds like. I’ll also not be buying a tire, next time. Already that experiment is more fun.

Returned to the office — wasn’t I just here? — and looked over the paper. Not a bad start. There are obviously things on which we can improve, and I’ve no doubt that will happen.

We had a critique meeting this afternoon where we discussed what went right and wrong and what to fix for next time. I told them of my high expectations for the year. I want them to set high goals because they can reach them. They have a lot of exciting things in the works for the year and I want them to see those plans come to fruition.

Here’s the requisite welcome back type story. Super Bowl champion Tony Dungy dropped in for a surprise visit, which also made the front page.

Had lunch with the university communications people. Critiqued the paper. Visited the library. I found a big stack of negatives and compact discs of old photojournalism assignments.  I found at least one sitting U.S. Senator was in the 20-year-old stack of negatives. The special collections people in the library basement like that sort of thing.

The extended family got a bit more extended. He arrived a few days early, but is handsome and smart. Word is that he’s already teaching calculus in the nursery. I made a video for him, but managed to delete it. Just imagine it as being the funniest thing ever composed on a phone, and then reduce your expectations by 17 percent.

Returned to studying.

Reading

I purchased, and nearly filled, that binder tonight. The good news: only the last 100 pages of that are for my class tomorrow.

So back to it, then.


8
Sep 10

1939 World’s Fair

Amazons, trapped in ice and the aerial joy ride. The World’s Fair was full of wonder. And disappointment.

Three more entries from the 1939 World’s Fair Guide begin here. Or, you can start from the beginning if you like, here.