The Auburn University Police Department. The place where students went to complain about tickets, get parking tags, complain about tickets and, sometimes, complain about tickets.

In 2004 the campus police -- sworn law enforcement officers, not security guards -- were merged with the city's police department.

If you're considering Auburn and are curious about the data, here are the crime statistics.

You'll learn that, by and large, the biggest crime is the absence of parking. But that's been a complain since car and campus met, and isn't going to be fixed anytime soon.

It does make the University quite a bit of money ... I'm just saying ...

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